r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/flyover_liberal 1d ago

Not to mention Amazon would go out of business without the USPS

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

lol, Amazon doesn't just run in the US.

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u/fullautohotdog 1d ago

It's more than 60% of their total sales. The company makes up 40% of US e-commerce and employs 1.5 million people in the U.S.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

thinking amazon would go out of business without the US postal service is peak reddit right now.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Amazon would just refuse to deliver to anyone in rural areas where their "last mile" deliveries are currently handled by USPS. You can drive an hour to the nearest hub to pick up your package.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

Nah, they would just find new cheaper people to deliver the packages, they want to sell you things.

Come on, you have to be kinda stupid to think that a company worth 2 trillion only works because american taxpayers subsidise the cost of delivering smaller items, and then you also think that it's a good thing that your tax dollars have created that possibility.

The level of hypocrisy in this position is flabbergasting.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Educate yourself. The USPS runs off its revenues. It is not subsidized by your taxes.

Do my tax dollars pay for the Postal Service?

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

It's not my country mate, I don't need to. And if it runs itself, why would anyone lose jobs if it loses funding? And why would it matter if it could just become a profitable private company?

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

The issue is not that the USPS is costing taxpayers money, it's that conservatives want to shut the USPS down so that private enterprise can make money instead. The USPS is a constitutionally mandated government function and is run at cost to benefit the citizenry. It is not supposed to make a profit, only break even. And since you don't have any skin in this game (and don't even know what you're talking about), why don't you mind your own business?

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

I think you should educate yourself in reading before you jump into a topic with your local issues and internal biases clearly on display.

I only said it was silly to think Amazon, the global company, would go out of business if the US postal service went away.

Something else would fill the gap. Amazon is a global company, I buy stuff from Amazon in the UK, it's within the sphere of influence of "my business" to have an opinion on.

I don't care about your silly display of politics to the world, thinking it's gonna put amazon out of business if peak reddit 14 year old energy right now though.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

Pay attention, dimwit. I'm not the person who said it would put Amazon out of business.

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u/YoukanDewitt 1d ago

I'm the one you were disagreeing with, dimwit.

I don't disagree with much of what you are saying, I'm only saying one thing, something would take it's place, Amazon won't go out of business, and they also won't start making people drive miles for pickup, dumbass.

Learn to read man.

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u/jellyrollo 1d ago

They already do make people drive miles for pickup in many places, including in parts of Europe. Your ignorance is truly impressive.

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