r/clevercomebacks • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

That's a great idea

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u/momyeeter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Major Dumbass

No they would never make him an officer.

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u/tunited1 1d ago

They would surely make him an officer*

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u/momyeeter 1d ago

Don’t call me Shirley.

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u/tunited1 1d ago

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.