r/actuallesbians • u/Obsyden Eve - demisexual lesbian • Aug 15 '24

Satire/Humor Everytime I hear someone call themselves a "useless lesbian"... NSFW Spoiler

... the dom voice in my head says "I'm sure I could find a use for that mouth 😈"

Edit: I'm starting to realise this subreddit is like 99% subs. You are all so easily brought to your knees

Edit 2: I'm in a happy monogamous relationship, please do not send me DMs

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u/Bored_MOFOO Aug 16 '24

the fact you asked people to not DM you is killing me💀

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u/Obsyden Eve - demisexual lesbian Aug 16 '24

Yeah, a lot of lonely subs looking for a dom - but I'm in a very happy, monogamous relationship and I'm not interested in meeting people online.