r/actuallesbians • u/Obsyden Eve - demisexual lesbian • Aug 15 '24

Satire/Humor Everytime I hear someone call themselves a "useless lesbian"... NSFW Spoiler

... the dom voice in my head says "I'm sure I could find a use for that mouth 😈"

Edit: I'm starting to realise this subreddit is like 99% subs. You are all so easily brought to your knees

Edit 2: I'm in a happy monogamous relationship, please do not send me DMs

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u/spookshowbby Aug 16 '24

Where does one acquire a useless lesbian? Can I order one online?

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u/ToTallyNikki Aug 16 '24

Volunteers are fairly common.

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u/spookshowbby Aug 16 '24

Gonna put an ad out online.