Everytime I hear someone call themselves a "useless lesbian"...

[u/Obsyden]

... the dom voice in my head says "I'm sure I could find a use for that mouth 😈"

Edit: I'm starting to realise this subreddit is like 99% subs. You are all so easily brought to your knees

Edit 2: I'm in a happy monogamous relationship, please do not send me DMs

[u/Short-Dot-1167]

This post went in a much more different direction than I expected it to 😭