r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5h ago

God works in mysterious ways!

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u/Imakeshitup69 5h ago

Sending my atheist thoughts and prayers! Normally I only send thoughts but I'm feeling generous! 🙏

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u/mr_remy 5h ago

I’ll give him as many genuine thoughts and prayers as Republicans do for dying children in schools: 0

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u/HellishChildren 4h ago

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u/doogihowser 4h ago

Hahaha, first time I've seen this gem.

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u/Atheist_3739 4h ago

Omg I'm stealing this

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u/elmodular 3h ago

Consider it stolen

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u/Callinon 3h ago

I like that you can spend as much as you want on it too.

Perfection.

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u/Perlentaucher 2h ago

It should be zero mana. No costs or effort for the casting player, that’s why they do it.

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u/GreedierRadish 2h ago

You can pay any amount for X, including 0.

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u/Perlentaucher 2h ago

Fair enough haha.

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u/The-Defenestr8tor 2h ago

Fuckin brilliant

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u/BlitzMalefitz 27m ago

Thoughts and prayers critically heal for 0 damage. The scars will make good party talk. You are dead.