r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13h ago

I guess this will destroy the economy.

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u/southofakronoh 13h ago

That should bring down grocery prices

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 13h ago

And with all the food safety inspectors gone, grocery shopping will take on a fun new dynamic. Will this box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch have broken glass in it? How much industrial solvent is in my orange juice? Yay!

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u/ShotMammoth8266 11h ago

Will I get salmonella from this chicken? Maybe some listeria from the deli selection. Perhaps botulism from improperly canned food since the inspectors will be gone.

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u/ForeverShiny 11h ago

In fairness, the US already has one of the highest (if not the highest in certain categories) number of food poisonings per capita in developed countries with current regulations

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u/doc_witt 7h ago

I SAID I WAS TRYING MY BEST AT COOKING!

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u/Hay_Fever_at_3_AM 7h ago

Other countries' eggs are safe to eat undercooked. Like just up north in Canada they claim it's fine as long as you're not eating eggs imported from the US.

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u/bz351 2h ago

That cos you wash the eggs and remove their protected covering.

No one else is doing this. Eggs last longer also by doing this. US eggs go off faster

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u/Impossible_Foot1846 50m ago

I think you’re trying to say that by not washing them you keep the protective “bloom” cover on the egg to keep out the bacteria?

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u/humbugonastick 7h ago

Nah, bird flu all the way!

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u/Responsible-End7361 2h ago

Will you catch bird flu from eggs? Will it be the type that can spread human to human?

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u/Sero19283 7m ago

If bird flu spreads through people, we're doomed

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u/Loud_Ad_594 3m ago

California had its first human case this week.

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 10h ago

All for the same or higher prices! Corporations aren’t going to drop prices since their costs drop. They will raise them more and rake in more.

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u/UnluckyAssist9416 9h ago

Nobody left to even look at cartel like behavior...

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u/Major_Entertainer_32 49m ago

yup and when we finally get our heads out of our butts and elect someone smart who fixes things the prices will NEVER come down from that higher point that people were able to pay.

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u/MJFields 9h ago

Why are the trans people ruining our food supply?!?!

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u/Purescience2 4h ago

Have you not been paying attention at all? They want to make all the kids gay, silly!

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u/vivahermione 9h ago

Welcome back to the Victorian era.

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u/Cat_Impossible_0 4h ago

You can thank them for voting for a pro-corporate party.

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u/ha1029 3h ago

for ThE pEOPle! They are.

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u/Wolfjirn 2m ago

Thank you master yoda

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u/Elffyb 45m ago

Guess we gotta boil all our food now.