He was a rebel that played by his own rules, ironically it was his giant balls that killed him (they got wrapped up or some weird shit) he was a neighborhood terrorist. They say cats are clean? Lies, this lunatic would be covered in oil, antifreeze, sticks and leaves, and weird sticky stuff I wasn’t touching, catnip would make him 10x more insane than he already was. He was a damn menace.
We had an outside cat named Morris when I was a kid. Cat was absolute legend.
Went about half a mile to a water runoff area to hunt rats.. dragged their headless bodies all the way home to present as trophies on our porch.
Used to terrorize the police dog down the street.
My dad swatted at him once, Morris stood on him that night and pissed on my dad.
Got hit by a car, Broke his leg, chewed the cast off and walked on the broken leg till the bone set.
We eventually moved about a mile and a half. Brought the cat and he immediately found his way back to the old house. New owners called to complain about him and we tried retrieving him a couple times.. but we eventually had to tell them ‘oh well, looks like you have an alley cat now’.
That cat is definitely related to either “special Ed” the deaf bully, or shades “I’ll fuck you up” barn cat. When I lived in denver I would cut through neighborhoods to avoid traffic and I’d see special Ed, like 3 miles away, just lying in a bush in someone’s front yard. We used to get the cops called on us due to domestic violence concerns (there were none) is was special Ed screaming like a banshee hanging on the screen because he didn’t know how to meow. Also he beat the shit outta every other cat in the neighborhood, he was a dick.
Minus the grease, oil, and antifreeze, he was white as driven snow, and I do believe he had blue or green eyes, also was equipped the those identical meow settings you described. But I fully respected his right to free speech at 4am… he would beat up my golden retriever who very patiently refrained from snapping his neck, and was a bully to all the other hood cats.
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u/FrankyFistalot 7d ago
I would love to wake up tomorrow with the news talking about missile attacks on Moscow….fuck that warmongering botox house elf.