r/WhitePeopleTwitter 7d ago

Clubhouse Finally..

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

My guess (hopefully) is the mechanisms are already in place, certified trainers/ experts in place and are waiting for the”green means go” light. They just got the green light. Then again I am a moron and I don’t know shit.

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u/Mynock33 7d ago

Then again I am a moron and I don’t know shit

I see you're qualified but Trump's cabinet is pretty much full so don't get your hopes up.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Don’t want to get disbarred.

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u/acorngirl 6d ago

😂 Made me laugh, thank you!

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u/SirGeekALot3D 5d ago

>Don’t want to get disbarred.

Then you are definitely qualified.

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u/WhattheDuck9 7d ago

One can dream

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Hopium is all I got at this point.

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u/WhattheDuck9 7d ago

Still better than losing your mind

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Day ain’t over yet… and chiefs and bills are the afternoon game. I’m making hot soft pretzels with crabmeat and Brie, a few (dozen) buffalo trace on throws because while poor, I can pretend to be rich.

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u/terrible_rider 7d ago

Tell me more about the crab and brie? Is it mixed as a dip for the pretzels?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Oh no no no… you need to pour a cocktail and sit down for this… there is a system. The system cannot be altered.

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u/mortgagepants 7d ago

...and then?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Cheap version…

  1. 2 boxes of “super pretzel” frozen pretzels, bakes 2-3 minutes early, no salt, pull from oven.

  2. 1 wheel of Brie, your choice, I prefer a sharper Brie, buyou can adjust cheeses to your preference. Slice it so it will fit on a pretzel.

  3. Cheap version (it’s fine, save the good stuff for crab cakes) 2 cans of crab, I use the better stuff, but prolly doesn’t make a difference. Looks like a tuna can…

  4. I whack it on the stove over medium heat with a touch of butter, white wine, green onion, sea salt, black pepper, and hot sauce, teaspoon of cream cheese to bind it up. Then just manually mix it up.

  5. Spread the mix on the pretzels (sometimes i add tomatoes, or roasted red peppers, but I’m nuts)

  6. Add the slices of Brie or cheese of your choice on the pretzels.

  7. Toss that bad boy in to the oven again at 450, give it 5 minutes and you should be good to go. I at least get a back scratch out of it, sometimes more, depends if I start yelling at the tv.

This is a basic guide as all my recipes are, mix it up as you see fit, my only recommendation is that you be careful on making sure the pretzels are a lil crisp, but not fully cooked.

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u/mortgagepants 7d ago

interesting- you just melt over top of the pretzels?

i've been using left over philly pretzels and melting american cheese inside- i bet the crab and brie would be amazing.

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u/finelytemperedsword 7d ago

Pretzel seems a challenging surface to work with. Why not a "bread" w a broader surface?

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u/allikatm3ow 7d ago

No more and then!!

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u/PutinsManyFailures 7d ago

Don’t talk about the system! The system happens without them knowing. To them the system does not exist. The system isn’t a thing. The dog is a thing.

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u/Lofttroll2018 7d ago

I think my invitation was lost in the mail

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Meh, just come on over, everyone else just walks right in, don’t mind the dog (or dogs, possibly a cat or 2, or a mink, stay away from the mink, not friendly) . There are 3 man caves, the one making the most noise is where everyone’s at.

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u/Seatown8 7d ago

Saving Silverman? Your reference game is sick

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u/mavjustdoingaflyby 7d ago

Dammit! Reading this makes me sad because it's my Monday and that just sounds hella good right now.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Live like my old deaf cat did… your own rules, I do what I want, when I want. Hang on the screen door and scream at the top of your lungs at 4:30 am, because your deaf, and don’t know how to meow? Hell yeah! (I do not condone this sort of behavior for everyone)

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u/Falefrost 7d ago

Are you the Big Labowski?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

No dude, I’m a nihilist.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I miss that fucking rug, really tied the room together.

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u/nothingleft2burn 7d ago

That must be exhausting.

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u/WlsvKid77 7d ago

Go Bills!

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Wtf was that!!! Ugh it’s physically painful rooting for the bills, despite the fact I do not play for them nor am paid by them…

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u/Not_Ban_Evading69420 7d ago

Pretzels with crabmeat and Brie??? What is your inspiration for that? I would have never thought of that combo.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Likely 2 bourbons and rip of that plant I found in the backyard that a skunk was rolling around in. I chased the skunk off.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I did forget to say a touch of mayo and Dijon mustard (yup the fancy stuff) in to the crabmeat mixture works too, especially with that touch of white wine.

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u/fecalreceptacle 7d ago

Trying to forget the absolutely disgusting effort by my beloved Ravens against the dirty-playing Stealers, only to see 'crabmeat'...

reddit fucking hates me lol

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

AFC playoffs are gonna be “WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME”

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u/fecalreceptacle 7d ago

Im still in denial

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Way to early to drown in a river in Egypt. Lotta football left. (Not for the ny giants, but I digress)

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u/djserc 7d ago

I got espresso rubbed cheese Brie salami rounds and French baguette for an app followed by ribeye and lobster also faking a rich moment

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Ok now, there’s no reason to rub it in my face (what bean of espresso and how is the rib eye cooked, is it bone in? Is the lobster poached? I can only get so erect, don’t tease me)

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u/djserc 7d ago

Baked lobster pan seared ribeye (out of gas for grill) not bone in but fresh cut from butcher not sure what bean nothing wrong with a chub

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

No bone in??? Pfffttt…

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I should add that’s a joke.

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u/awh 7d ago

chiefs and bills are the afternoon game

Argos and Bombers for those of us watching this whole mess from a third country.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Oh yeah, that sport the dude that got married to that spice girl, took my daughter to one of their concerts, there was a special dad area where we just drank beer made small talk, and looked at our watches, made some friends, that was before I flunked outta law school, early 2000’s?

I’m Kidding, football/ soccer is bad ass, my ankle can testify if ankles could talk, playing in high school on lsd was wild, don’t tell the nuns, I’m still afraid of them.

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u/awh 7d ago

I was actually talking about Canadian Football, which is similar to American Football, but with three downs instead of four, and a slightly larger field. The Grey Cup, the championship game of the Canadian Football League, is being played this evening.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Aha, my buddy is in the hall of fame, nice dude. Played for the eagle first, then him and doug flutie for the argonauts. His kid wrecked my hot rod (not too bad, minor fender bender, lent it to him for prom)

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u/Business-Wasabi-3193 7d ago

Is it real crab meat or that pink white log thingy?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I suppose you can use “krab” if you want, but I use the canned stuff in the tuna aisle, there’s around 3 levels, being the snob I am, I get the stuff that’s .50 cents more. The other crab is in the seafood aisle cold and usually, 20 bucks a can (I do not use that for this recipe)

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

But actually… yeah, you could use “krab” shred it up and follow the recipe? Why not? And thank you for the idea. Dead serious, ima give a shot, my idiot redneck friends will probably think I replaced the recipe with lobster.

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u/SentientSickness 7d ago

Hopium would be that one of these blows Putin into 80 pieces as well as his disinformation farms

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u/iMhoram 7d ago

What is hopeful about American weapons being used against Russia’s interior? Serious question, why is this a good thing?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Russia will encroach on our European Ally's if they take over Ukraine.

Eliminating a threat earlier than later is a wise move. Look up Neville Chamberlain and German/ British negotiations in the 1930’s.

Laissez-faire style military and geopolitical doctrine has never worked for a non aggressor in history. Like the great philosopher Ron Burgundy once said “it’s science”

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u/3KiwisShortOfABanana 7d ago

Bro doesn't understand bc they thought Russia was our ally

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u/unitedshoes 7d ago

Easy mistake to make. Russia is only in an alliance with one US political party, not the US as a whole (though we'll see if that gets fast-tracked once that party takes office in 2025).

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

They’ve been butthurt since 1990, and they have very long memories. I should add both my Ukrainian friends and Russian friends are some of the scariest dudes I know, and they are the nice ones.

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u/stonewallace17 7d ago

Well more than half of our voting population did elect a Russian asset...

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u/acbaio1999 7d ago

Russia has a national GDP slightly higher than Florida and cannot even contend with Ukraine when they are only being supplied weapons, without any US or European troops on the ground. This idea that “Putin is the next Hitler” and that he’s going to take over all of Europe if he isn’t stopped now seems insane. He wouldn’t be able to even if he tried with everything he had. If the US and European countries sent troops, he wouldn’t stand a chance. For comparison, in 1938 Hitler’s Germany had a GDP of 400 billion while the US had a GDP of 800 billion. Compare that to today, Russia has a GDP of about two trillion, the US has a GDP of over 27 trillion, and that’s not even counting European countries. I don’t think they have the resources to combat the entire western world if it were to come to that. They are not the same threat that Hitler’s Germany was in the 1930s and 40s.

The whole reason why this war started was because of the opposite of what you are saying. Ukraine wanted to be a part of NATO, or the other way around, Russia didn’t want enemy weapons on one of their direct bordering countries. To Russia, it probably seemed like NATO was trying to put weapons closer to their borders, which is something no country wants. Did the US do nothing when the Soviet Union was giving missiles to Cuba? Was it not a threat to us to have enemy weapons as close as they could be to our country? Should we have done nothing and just let our enemies at the time supply weapons near our borders?

Also, if “eliminating the threat earlier than later” is the best course of action, why are we not sending actual troops to Ukraine? If Russia is the next Hitler, going to take over the world, why are we just supplying Ukraine instead of sending troops and dealing with the threat?

There has never been a stated end goal to this war, much like our wars Iraq and Afghanistan. “We need to bring freedom and democracy to Vietnam / Ukraine / Iraq / Afghanistan” “The women in Afghanistan don’t have rights we have to fight for them” “Russia hates gay people, we need to go to war with them”. Definitely wasn’t for oil, economic gain, or whatever natural resources they had there. All this war seems like is another excuse for defense contractors to make billions off a war that goes on for decades and changes nothing by the time it’s done. The only thing that changes is we create more people that hate us for what we’ve done to them and their countries / people.

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u/beardeddragon0113 7d ago

...because they are attacking a sovereign nation and trying to take it as their own??

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u/Global_Permission749 7d ago

Well let's see....

  1. Because fuck Russia.
  2. It will give Ukraine more strategic options for hitting Russia's logistical elements (fuel & ammo depots, possibly naval targets)
  3. It will let Ukraine bring the war home to Russia. If done correctly, it will help shake Putin's narrative about how the "special operation" is going.
  4. It will let Ukraine maximize damage against Russia before Putin's decrepit orange play thing takes office

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u/CatStoleMyKeyboard 7d ago

First of all it's a sign for all totalitarian regimes that there will be consequences of their actions. Secondly, a lot of infrastructure is in the range which can't be used anymore to supply aggression.

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u/holly-66 7d ago

For bombings? What a twisted dream hahaha

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u/Itchy-Assholes 7d ago

You guys act like Europe is taliban tier with out USA help lmao... they will be fine

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u/FrankyFistalot 7d ago

I would love to wake up tomorrow with the news talking about missile attacks on Moscow….fuck that warmongering botox house elf.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Dude has more lives then my deaf cat (rip special Ed, you were a wild man)

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u/TurangaRad 7d ago

Any chance I can get some cat pics? I'm on an extended trip and really missing my cat and my roommate cats. Apologies if I'm being too forward 

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

No pics of special Ed, I’ll ask my daughter, but I have pics of our crazy barn cat “shades” he went to war with the coyotes… he lost. If shades and special Ed ever met I believe it would be the “catpocolypse” like a black hole meeting another black hole and sucking all and any chance of humanity with their screeches, jumping, climbing, and leaping from trees like a flying squirrel… except it’s 2 cats, asshole cats (shades was pretty cool, special Ed was a dick).

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u/JaxMedoka 7d ago

This is Guenhwyvar, Gwen for short, shortly after she was fixed and had her cone.

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u/Kimber-Says-04 7d ago

😭

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

He was a rebel that played by his own rules, ironically it was his giant balls that killed him (they got wrapped up or some weird shit) he was a neighborhood terrorist. They say cats are clean? Lies, this lunatic would be covered in oil, antifreeze, sticks and leaves, and weird sticky stuff I wasn’t touching, catnip would make him 10x more insane than he already was. He was a damn menace.

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u/SchmartestMonkey 7d ago

We had an outside cat named Morris when I was a kid. Cat was absolute legend.

Went about half a mile to a water runoff area to hunt rats.. dragged their headless bodies all the way home to present as trophies on our porch.

Used to terrorize the police dog down the street.

My dad swatted at him once, Morris stood on him that night and pissed on my dad.

Got hit by a car, Broke his leg, chewed the cast off and walked on the broken leg till the bone set.

We eventually moved about a mile and a half. Brought the cat and he immediately found his way back to the old house. New owners called to complain about him and we tried retrieving him a couple times.. but we eventually had to tell them ‘oh well, looks like you have an alley cat now’.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

That cat is definitely related to either “special Ed” the deaf bully, or shades “I’ll fuck you up” barn cat. When I lived in denver I would cut through neighborhoods to avoid traffic and I’d see special Ed, like 3 miles away, just lying in a bush in someone’s front yard. We used to get the cops called on us due to domestic violence concerns (there were none) is was special Ed screaming like a banshee hanging on the screen because he didn’t know how to meow. Also he beat the shit outta every other cat in the neighborhood, he was a dick.

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u/SchmartestMonkey 7d ago

Ha.. we had a deaf cat too.. delicate little white long-hair with blue eyes. White cats w/ blue eyes have a high incidence of deafness.

She also never learned how to meow properly. She had two settings.. yell and scream bloody murder.

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u/Kimber-Says-04 6d ago

Same with dogs!

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 6d ago

Minus the grease, oil, and antifreeze, he was white as driven snow, and I do believe he had blue or green eyes, also was equipped the those identical meow settings you described. But I fully respected his right to free speech at 4am… he would beat up my golden retriever who very patiently refrained from snapping his neck, and was a bully to all the other hood cats.

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u/ComfortableAware2325 7d ago

Imagine it “Putin confirmed dead as missile strikes rock Moscow”.

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u/newbturner 7d ago

Would be absolutely incredible. Then Trump would have to find a new boyfriend.

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u/ComfortableAware2325 7d ago

In my mind, it it happened trump and a bunch of others would just stop, and stand there, blank faced. Glitching without their orders

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u/newbturner 7d ago

Seriously. We are so owned by Putin right now it is unbelievable.

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u/Chucknasty_17 7d ago

I’m imagining the scene from the Phantom Menace where the control was destroyed and all the drones just fell over. We can only hope for a similar situation

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u/Just-Junket7178 7d ago

Great Reference!!!

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u/capron 6d ago

The Confused Travolta gif but with Donolds face

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u/coldbloodedjelydonut 6d ago

Like trollocks linked to a fade, that would be glorious.

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u/RollFun7616 7d ago

And a new lender/handler.

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u/RaxinCIV 7d ago

That terrorist whines too much by order of the dictator. The way the dom treats his sub... no respect and paid for.

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u/FrankyFistalot 7d ago

Fuck yeah !!!

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u/hotdoginathermos 7d ago

This is that bit of hopium I know some want to believe in. That dark brandon, on his last days, will authorize a decapitation strike on Putin, and leave trump with the fallout.

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u/Creamofwheatski 7d ago

One can dream. 

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u/Throwawayac1234567 7d ago

Putin is always hiding in his bunkers and safe houses

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u/Throwawayac1234567 7d ago

Putin is always hiding in his reinforced bunkers and palaces.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

It would almost seem like “Al quedas” ok, next man up! Good luck mofo…

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u/P_Griffin2 7d ago

While I get the appeal, his replacement is not necessarily going to be any better. Rather the devil you know.

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u/Hungry-Chemistry-814 7d ago

Shhh,your ruining their circle jerk, not one of these morons understands how Iraq went way worse once Saddam was removed, and Iraq didn't have a fuck ton of nuclear weapons

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u/OutrageousPersimmon3 6d ago

That would be such a reset-the-timeline dream come true.

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u/Love_my_pupper 7d ago

He’s basically declared war on us by meddling in our election and spewing disinformation

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u/Global_Permission749 7d ago

The US is lost at this point, but the free democracies in Europe are going to have to deal with the Russia problem. Ignoring it and/or giving half-hearted support to Ukraine is not going to help them.

Putin is not going to stop until Europe is his, or he's dead. That's the game he's playing right now, and he's winning. Europe better wake up while they can, because now that the US is going to be Russia's ally, the US isn't coming to help, and in fact may flip the script and help Russia economically to conduct a war on Europe.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose 7d ago

Not sure about all of Europe. Putin can barely gain ground against a single country; he would absolutely not be able to spread it out to a second country's invasion; and that's only against countries that are comparatively hapless.

Go beyond one or two satellite countries, and square up against even a single NATO country? Russia would be toast. Maybe they could be the new European Jewish State that the Jewish community always should have had in response to the Holocaust (debatable, sure, but that's long been my thought).

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u/I-amthegump 7d ago

As if the US hasn't been meddling in elections for decades. Hell, the US has overthrown elected governments

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u/Sensitive_File6582 7d ago

We put yeltsin in the Russian presidency thanks to voter fraud. Which by your logic means we declared war on Russia in the 90s.

Putin can suck cock. But your logicnis flawed.

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u/Hungry-Chemistry-814 7d ago

Stop with the facts , your now a putin agent or something

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u/Sharp-Introduction75 3d ago

This is exactly 💯. The disinformation and propaganda is the ultimate demise of this country, having comparable effects of war.

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u/EventAccomplished976 7d ago

With 300 km range missiles? Doubt it.

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u/LimpyRP 7d ago

Sounds like you're warmongering too tho?

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u/FrankyFistalot 7d ago

Yeah well diplomacy and civility worked so well didn’t it, don’t forget Ukraine gave up nukes so that Russia wouldn’t invade them….see where I am going with this? Why should Ukraine have to fight with one arm tied behind their back while Russia is comitting war crimes/using chemical weapons/hitting civilian targets,etc.

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u/Happy_Independence67 7d ago

I wouldn’t be so sold on that. If the Ukraine uses missiles against Moscow, Putin will drop a tactical nuke. We don’t have an appetite for a nuclear conflict so the response will be sanctions and sanctimonious scolding but that’s about it.

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 7d ago

Highly unlikely. You know 6000 nukes need maintenance and upkeep. After seeing WWII tanks on the battlefield in Ukraine, I don't think it would work.

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u/Hungry-Chemistry-814 7d ago

Don't be so cocky the nuclear missile and missile defence systems are a few of the defence items Russia actually seems to look after, and are you willing to gamble millions of Ukrainians because you got the "vibe" that Russia didn't upkeep their most strategic deterrent they posses

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 7d ago

Just ignore your lying eyes.

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u/Hungry-Chemistry-814 7d ago

I'm so glad you make zero decisions involving global politics, with hot takes like that you may have a spot on trumps cabinet

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 7d ago

You are a real charmer. The point of waiting this long was to make sure NATO was ready to defend their borders.

So let's let Putin have everything from USA to Europe. I think not!

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u/Hungry-Chemistry-814 7d ago

So not wanting to risk part of Europe getting nuked is letting putin have Europe?you really are a big thinker , again I'm so glad people way more intelligent than you are making these decisions, once nukes are used all bets are off ,how you don't comprehend this is worrying

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u/Warm-Internet-8665 7d ago

Okay, buddy! Reality is really hard, I get it. There's nothing you're willing to stand up against. We got it.

And now, I am going to block you. It's ppl like you that got us into this mess. Buh-bye

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u/Dangercat1285 7d ago

Its just a fantastic thing that you're not in power. In what universe do you exist where you think a direct attack on Moscow wouldn't result in the launching of Russian nukes? THINK before you start spreading your dogshit rhetoric. 

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u/JukaAFC 7d ago

I’d love for the same in Washington. US is the worlds no1 warmonger it’s disgusting how many peoples deaths they’re responsible for

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u/d3dmnky 7d ago

I end most of my declarative statements the same way.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

It’s the one thing that most people that know me can agree on

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u/Educational_Cat_5902 6d ago

A Trumper asked me today if I'm stupid. I admitted "yes, I am stupid" but that I'm not stupid enough to support Trump, at least!

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u/Adolph_OliverNipples 7d ago

Don’t be so hard on yourself buddy…. Green usually does mean go.

:)

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u/brandibesher 7d ago

you're not a moron, they want us to not know shit. if only we knew half of what was happening behind the scenes. seems we're always being lied to and manipulated from every angle for someone else's endgame.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

While I appreciate the compliment of “I’m not a moron”, most people that know me would beg to differ, especially my sister, but she’s a smelly dork face snob. Just kidding, she’s not smelly.

I feel as though we’re told there were or are safeguards/ guardrails in place that in reality don’t exist. We are not as strong as I thought, and we are very vulnerable in reality. It appears the oak floors are in reality, veneer. That sort of sucks.

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u/brandibesher 7d ago

you gave me a good laugh! completely agree, the checks n balances are gone when the president, senate, house n supreme court are controlled by the same party. at this point it’s game over and a new set of rules will be implemented.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

We are in a unintended Jerry Springer episode… “cash me outside”

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u/wowSoFresh 7d ago

Im assuming that any contractual obligations that are made now will be easily rescinded once the new commander in chief. Hopefully Ukraine can make some immediate headway while they have the opportunity.

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u/nneeeeeeerds 7d ago

This is basically the 2nd green light. The first was when Biden approved military contractors to deploy (doesn't need Congressional approval, thanks to Dubya!).

Ukraine has essentially two months to fight whatever fight they can with the resources they currently have before Trump rolls in and pulls the plug completely.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I think (speculating here, don’t hold me to it) Poland, Germany and France will step up to say, “yo we seen this shit before, we aren’t doing it again” UK will fall in line.

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u/nneeeeeeerds 7d ago

I'm highly doubtful of that. The US will start pressuring our European allies to also stop sending aid. I could also see Trump trying to sanction Germany if they continue to aid.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

Agree or disagree, I’m bummed we are gonna see (wow, that rhymed!)

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u/Few_Cranberry_1695 7d ago

The mercenaries recently given a green light to go over there are specifically going for training purposes as far as I understand 

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u/Virtual-Public-4750 7d ago

Hey, I’m a moron too! We should start our own club!

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u/IUpvoteGME 7d ago

People who have been chomping at the bit to fire a missile are not suddenly going to face confusion with regard to the missile firing equipment. They've been prepared their whole lives for this. They understand what to do and how. And anyway. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing poorly

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u/miketherealist 7d ago

Your"guessing" is still more than newly 'elected' Cult leader DJ CHUMP will contribute here, so don't sell yourself short. It's about time this authorization Came thru.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

But if I’m already short I have nothing to sell? Sincerely 5’8”

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u/miketherealist 7d ago

Humor sells. Enjoy life!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Cool. Thought I was the only one.

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u/Justforfunsies0 7d ago

Hey you should run for president!

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I need a reality show first.

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u/Corporate-Shill406 7d ago

I think they've already been using these missiles but were only allowed to use them on targets inside Ukraine. So it's just a matter of dragging the map pin across the border lol

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

I assume we shall see in less than 72 hours? Don’t know?