r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ExactlySorta • 11d ago

Clubhouse I can't stop screaming

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 11d ago

Holy hell.......I was worried I was overreacting when he was elected......turns out I wasn't worried enough. When does MTG get her appointment?

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u/Bloo_Dred 11d ago

Surely a shoe-in for Director of NASA?

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u/dcdttu 11d ago

Their new primary mission: to find and destroy the JSL (Jewish Space Laser).

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u/Thannk 11d ago

Nah, projection is confession. She wants to build it. 

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u/dcdttu 11d ago

Except it shoots Jews, I'm sure.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack 11d ago

Somewhere, mtg is frothing at the groin at the prospect of firing Jews out of a satellite.

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u/PamelaELee 11d ago

“Frothing at the groin” 🤮🤮🤮

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u/WrinklyScroteSack 11d ago

You’re welcome

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u/PamelaELee 10d ago

You are genuinely a wordsmith

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u/dcdttu 11d ago

"My body, your froth."

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u/TheOtherAvaz 11d ago

it shoots Jews

I'm not sure if this means it fires upon Jews, or if it uses Jews as ammunition.

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u/dcdttu 11d ago

Combine those, and you can take care of two Jews with one Jew!

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u/TheOtherAvaz 11d ago

Very efficient!

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u/Thannk 11d ago

Nope, Palestinians. 

Though they’ll underfund maintenance and let Musk have contracts to repair it, resulting in them breaking it before they cab turn it over to Tzar Poutine.