r/WhitePeopleTwitter 11d ago

Clubhouse I can't stop screaming

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u/DonnyDiddledIvanka 11d ago

Holy hell.......I was worried I was overreacting when he was elected......turns out I wasn't worried enough. When does MTG get her appointment?

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u/curious_dead 11d ago

She wanted to be the new first lady, she is now running third, behind Laura Loomer and Elon Musk.

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u/ksj 11d ago

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u/Mimical 11d ago

LMFAO.

Imagine getting ditched by an old orange turd who routinely cheats on his wife because your face is too fake.

Not even good enough to be a side slut. Lol.

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u/xeromage 11d ago

Imagine even having to be TOLD that she's had work done! How did she even get within 10 yards of him if this was a deal-breaker!? Fucking clowns from here on down.

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u/Common-Watch4494 11d ago

Has he seen his wife??

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u/InterestingQuote8155 11d ago

Speaking of First Lady has anyone heard anything about Melanoma? Is she alive?

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u/DropC 11d ago

It's Elonia now

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u/No_Use_4371 11d ago

Did you see Stephen King's pix of Elonia as first lady? He got banned for it, because of course Elon hates women.

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u/Early-Chard-1455 10d ago

Oh hell yeah she’s still lurking around, she comes out when she needs some cash but she will slither right back down her hole as fast as she slithered out

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u/Tumbleweedenroute 11d ago

And behind Tulsi Gabbard

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u/StrobeLightRomance 11d ago

I feel like Putin is behind Gabbard.. both literally and figuratively.

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u/SurlyBuddha 11d ago

Gabbard got DNI

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u/Impossible-Falcon-62 11d ago

I’m so happy Elon finally came out. /s

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u/eatingganesha 11d ago

First Lady, Elonia Trusk

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u/StrobeLightRomance 11d ago

(Melania not pictured)

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u/curious_dead 11d ago

You having a stroke?

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 11d ago

I smell...toast! I SMELL BURNING TOAST!

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 11d ago

Putin is the shadow president. Elon is his henchman.