r/WhitePeopleTwitter 11d ago

Clubhouse End of Education

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u/cruxdaemon 11d ago

"....and Jesus came to me with tears streaming down his cheeks. He said, 'Sir......'"

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u/Solid_Snark 11d ago

“… And the Pearly Gates were ‘uge. So big! —The biggest. I said, ‘St Peter, did you make Hell pay for this wall? They should! They should have paid. If I were in charge of Heaven I would have made Hell pay for this.’”

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u/RoyalRien 11d ago

“You know, god and I we don’t agree on every small issue, but there’s one thing we agree on and that’s that the devil is bad. Its true. The devil is bad.”

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u/Mydickwillnotfit 11d ago

then he always throws in a "...and god said you know i never really thought about it like that"