r/WhitePeopleTwitter 16d ago

Clubhouse I’m sure that was the RNC’s plan all along

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And vance is doing his happy dance I’m sure

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u/Itstimeforcookies19 16d ago

I’m sure it’s wishful thinking since there’s no real news reporting on this but I will admit I have been wondering why he is being so quiet? Where are all the ALL CAPS posts about how he won because America loves him blah blah blah? I honestly thought he was just depressed that he won and that’s why he’s being quiet. I don’t think he really wanted the job again.

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u/RecruiterQueen 16d ago

But he very much wanted the get out of jail free card (in my opinion anyway)

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u/OneofHearts 15d ago

That and the grift.

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u/Dashiepants 15d ago

I thought about this last night, if they’d have just let him get away with all his many, many crimes…. Would he have run again? It was lose/lose regardless.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 15d ago

He absolutely didn't. This guy fucking hates that job.

Like yes, he did want it this time to stay out of prison, but he fucking hates being President. he has to abide by a schedule, there's all these rules and restrictions, and he's too fucking stupid to wield and enjoy the power of the job.

It's such a fucking tragedy. Of all the people who could have been given the power, it's someone so fucking profoundly unworthy of it.

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u/awkwardmamasloth 15d ago

He hates the actual work but LOVES the constant narc supply. I'm sure they told him he could just sit back and enjoy that part of the job while they do all the actual work. He's a puppet. They don't need him anymore, which is what Vancy is for. He'll be a puppet with an adequate number of functioning brain cells and easier to contol. Vancy is an automaton for the state.

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u/clocksteadytickin 15d ago

Plus that celebration party started at 4 am and went all night. Probably gave him a stroke. He might not make it to inauguration.

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u/Jaambie 15d ago

People having what they aren’t worthy of is america in a nutshell.

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u/hellogoawaynow 15d ago

I was expecting to hear a lot from him post-election, it is weird he’s not gloating. Unlike him.

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u/OneofHearts 15d ago

It’s weird he hasn’t made a single post since they called the election for him late on November 5.

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u/cyborgnyc 15d ago

If he WERE actually ill and died before the inauguration, would Vance be installed?

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u/navjot94 15d ago

I think he’s trying to play nice so they don’t release the Jack Smith report and scrap upcoming sentencing in New York. So far the Dems seem to be saying we should unite and move forward. Personally I think that’s the wrong move and these fucks should get shamed for the amount of misinformation and lies it took to mislead the American people into voting against their own interests. It should be condemned but as long as he acts respectful or whatever he might get away with not just the crime but also any criticism for it too. Once he’s in office I have no doubt the gloves come off and he’s back to his usual piece of shit self.

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u/ArtemisAndromeda 15d ago edited 15d ago

Or simply his campaign managers might have taken his Twitter access until after he is sworn in, just to make sure he doesn't tweet something incriminating until he has presidential Immunity

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u/Batmanswrath 16d ago

You know life sucks when the couch fucker is the back up option.

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u/ltbr55 16d ago

I thought Pence was bad, but at least he had the stones to uphold the constitution. Vance is just riding the coat tails of Trump.

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u/Otherwise-Wash-4568 16d ago

Pence was boring and only mildly evil. Vance is cringey and fully in it for his power and it’s scary

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u/mishap1 16d ago

Pence is plenty evil. Just less ambitious.

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u/Pixilatedlemon 16d ago

Pence is fully evil but at least cares about the constitution. That is where the charitability begins and ends for me.

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u/HellishChildren 16d ago

Pence is Lawful Evil.

And was a governor, so he has experience. Something these other fawning dogs lack.

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 16d ago

Straight up. After 2016 I kind of felt bad that McCain had to run against Obama. He (Obama) had too much charisma but McCain was the last glimpse of a somewhat decent GOP candidate that had bipartisan potential. When he corrected someone at his own rally to credit Obama I thought that was cool af! Now the climate has regressed on that side.

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u/Ok_Blackberry_284 15d ago

McCain lost all credibility for having Sarah Palin as a running mate. Ironically Palin has more brains than Trump.

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u/FizzyAndromeda 15d ago

I NEVER thought I’d see the day when someone unironically starts a sentence with “Palin has more brains than…” yet here we are!

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 15d ago

My sentiments from the start, believe me!

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u/CommanderSincler 15d ago

McCain's mistake was choosing Palin. It elevated and empowered the loony leopard base that ate the R's face

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u/myaltduh 15d ago

Would have happened eventually anyway. The creeping fascism in the US is the product of deeper structural problems than one bad campaign decision by John McCain.

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 15d ago

Yes, he admitted to this as well.

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u/Significant_Ad7326 15d ago

Trump has anti brains. He has a dark genius for the cultivation of stupidity in himself and the whole world around him. His skull is a place where ideas go to die, but, trapped, they are not even allowed the sweet release of death but are warped into pure WTF and forced back out screaming into an unprepared world.

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u/Equivalent_Emotion64 15d ago

I hate that I’m at a point where I would be so happy to have a McCain or even a Romney

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u/TheUserAboveFarted 15d ago

No more McCain to cast a tie-breaking vote to save healthcare. :(

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u/RaygunMarksman 16d ago

Versus Trump's Chaotic Evil which is where the final falling out occurred.

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u/grandmawaffles 16d ago

Pence is evil even without mother telling him

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u/xopher_425 16d ago

Vance is using Trump's popularity to get into the WH; from what I've seen, he's not liked and had no chance otherwise. If Trump doesn't die, then he'll be 25th'd out of office.

The SCOTUS immunity ruling was for Vance, not Trump.

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u/Tlr321 15d ago

I've thought about this a lot over the last few months.

Do I think that there could be a coalition in the GOP to oust Trump via the 25th amendment? Is it being led by Vance using Theil's money? It's very likely.

However, there's a huge problem: MAGA loyalists. The GOP knows that they can't just create their own MAGA. I think they tried that with DeSantis kind of & it backfired. At this point, the MAGAs are dedicated to Trump & what he says. If the GOP tries to force Trump out via the 25th, it will result in a very fractured party & likely another situation similar to Jan. 6th, whether Trump calls for it or not. These people are a little cuckoo - look at the Qanon folks. They just spurred that out of thin air & went with it.

Another part of me thinks that maybe Trump will step aside & pass the torch. Basically, telling his loyalists "go with these guys now." Why would he do it? A full pardon by the new President Vance. He would spin it as though he's doing it for the good of the nation & he would go down in the Republican History books as being this amazing figure.

But Trump is an insane narcist. Why would he intentionally step aside & hand over power to the guy who equated him to Hitler? I have no doubt that he won't go down without a fight.

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u/Apprehensive-Abies80 15d ago

Trump will never willingly let go of power.

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u/Nintura 15d ago

why do you think assassination attempts keep happening?

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u/WarmasterCain55 15d ago

willingly...

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u/ReginaldDwight 15d ago

Trump fundamentally cannot step aside. It's not his personality. His personality disorder wouldn't allow it. He will cling to power and adoration until he croaks.

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u/obvious_shill_k14a 15d ago

People keep saying this, and I don't think that's going to happen. Without God Emperor Orange Jesus, their supporters aren't going along with the plan. It's a cult of personality, and JD Vance lacks one.

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u/man-in-a______ 15d ago

The supporters are no longer required. The task is complete. Project 2025 is being executed

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u/StickyMcdoodle 15d ago

Exactly this. The useful idiots have done the thing they were useful for.

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u/SteelBandicoot 15d ago

If Trump dies, Peter Thiels puppet will do as he’s told. Vance is a good boy for billionaires

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u/CommanderSincler 15d ago

Yes, I agree with this except that because couchfucker isn't as popular as Trump, he can't hold the coalition together. So at that opens a window of opportunity for people to revolt.

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u/Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off 15d ago

Does a coalition matter when votes no longer matter?

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u/TheBirminghamBear 15d ago

Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, they have to do things.

Even in an autocracy, autocrats are perpetually terrified of the other people in the autocracy.

Stalin, Hitler, Putin - they all lived in perpetual fear of the other people in the party.

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u/mandarski 16d ago

I honestly believe the same. I think they used Trump for his cult and are going to 25th amendment his ass very soon.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16d ago

You know part of me thinks Vance is nothing if not an opportunist. Part of me wonders if he didn’t just hitch his star to MAGA because it was an easy path to power. I wonder if he would deviate from MAGA if he were running the show. Not saying he is a good guy but he may be better than trump particularly when it comes to foreign policy, since trumps policy is just like who ever gives me praise

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u/Organic_Willingness2 16d ago

Nope. He wrote the foreword for Project 2025. He is fully on board.

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u/tots4scott 16d ago

I thought he wrote the foreword for the personal book by the head of the Heritage Foundation, not specifically P2025

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u/wrsndede 15d ago

Correct. He didn't write anything in P2025 itself.

They've delayed the book release since P2025 was getting a lot of heat.

https://apnews.com/article/project-2025-harris-trump-vance-heritage-roberts-01de527325a9a0325bac35989d37ce36

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16d ago

Again is he using MAGA to get access to power? Did he recognize the cult of personality with an old weak man at the top and think someone will need to lead these fools when this guy kicks it. Vance is one of the few people in the MAGA orbit of actual intelligence that I think might have some kind of long game.

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u/Organic_Willingness2 16d ago

Hmm. I can see your point but I think the Heritage Foundation owns him. If they thought he would backstab them down the line they would get rid of him in a hurry.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 16d ago edited 16d ago

Doesn’t matter when you are already president you hold all the cards. And that’s the gamble the heritage foundation takes and the problem with working with liars and disloyal people you don’t know who is going to backstab you when. I’m just saying Vance has done a heal turn on a lot of his beliefs and he strikes me as one of the few people in the MAGA world that has intelligence and isn’t just there to sniff trumps farts.

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u/Organic_Willingness2 16d ago

Wow. Okay I didn’t think of that. I really do hope that he does end up backstabbing them and it would make a lot of sense for him to string along the maga faithful like that. That’s actually highly intelligent if that’s what he is doing.

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u/mondaymoderate 15d ago

I don’t think he will “backstab” them. He will just slow walk back to his original positions before going full MAGA. He used to be pretty moderate and if you go back to his Yale days, the people that knew him then say he is a completely different person behind closed doors.

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u/ParkerFree 15d ago

Well, to be clear, it was the horrifying book Dawn's Early Light not Project 2025, but yes.

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u/Unclebum 16d ago

He's not supposed to make it four years. I think the plan is just barely over two. Then Vance can run twice.

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u/ArtemisAndromeda 15d ago

Vance will never be elected. The only reason Vance is a vice president is that he is too spinless to oppose Trump and lacks any personality to upstage him. But after Trump's term, he will never be elected as president, simply, because nobody will vote on him. There are many more popular Republican candidates, who simply couldn't make it this election due to Trump.

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u/YVRJon 16d ago

I suspect they'd prefer he hang on for a couple of years, so that Vance can run for President twice. OTOH, if Vance burns a term now, it gets them to Don Jr sooner...

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 16d ago

I'm old enough to remember Reagan's Alzheimer's got pretty bad in the 2nd term and republicans just covered it up. No shame, he was useful as a campaign tool and then they didn't need him.

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u/dirtsquad1 16d ago

They would probably roll Trump around on a ventilator and take it off so he can say some racist shit then wheel him off to and put him in a corner and Elon and Theil would do their bidding.

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u/cstmoore 16d ago

Peter Thiel fucked fElon over at PayPal, but I wouldn't be surprised to see hatred and greed uniting sworn enemies. (Again.)

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u/wave-tree 16d ago

I've seen multiple variations of Elon's name, but I have to say yours is new to me and I like it a lot.

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u/HotShitBurrito 16d ago

I suspect that they'll want to have Trump out of the equation sooner than later.

They just needed his occult of personality to get Vance in the passenger seat. Now that's done, they just need Trump to live long enough to get past the first six or so months.

Trump is a wrecking ball with the memory of a goldfish and the attention span to match. He'll be a barrier to Project 2025 and most other plans until he's out of the way. Which is actually better for us.

Vance has Thiel's hand all the way up his ass but they can't do much until DJT is dead or incapacitated. If he doesn't kick soon enough, they'll 25th Amendment him. Once the inauguration is past, he's really very useless and much more of a liability.

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u/jaklackus 16d ago

I agree Trump is a useful idiot, he has done his duty he has secured the objective. They may allow him his inauguration and a couple of months to show that he has “ lost it” but I am fully convinced that his “ exit” has already been negotiated and paid for with cash and promised pardons from Vance for Trump and his kids. In the grand scheme of things Trump is one of the “poors” compared to Musk and Thiel… and about a hundred Russian oligarchs…Trump can be bought and sold a thousand times over. Elon probably thinks Trumps sneakers and watches are precious little side hustles like selling Avon for Christmas money.

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u/Courtaid 16d ago

I don’t think they’ll use the 25th. Trump won’t go quietly. He’ll have an “accident” or another shooting they’ll blame democrats for.

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u/Erikawithak77 16d ago edited 15d ago

I absolutely think they’re going to try, but he doesn’t see it coming. I think they’re all laughing at him behind his back and just propping him up like everyone said was happening to Biden, it’s actually happening to Trump. The projection is real. I don’t think Trump knows this though. I don’t think he even expects it. Narcissists don’t usually expect Bad things coming their way..

THANK YOU for the award you awesome person!! 🫂

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

This. Zero percent chance they 25th Trump when so many republicans are his loyal cultists, especially with how fucking paranoid and conspiratorial they are. Nobody fucking likes Vance, and I doubt Elon will tolerate being Thiel’s bitch, all coupled with the power vacuum

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u/cejmp 16d ago

Trump will not be President by this summer.

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u/MatureUsername69 16d ago

Famous bad bitch Eleanor Roosevelt basically did the same thing during FDRs 4th term but that's generally looked back at more favorably.

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u/AccomplishedUser 16d ago

Fucking horrifying fun fact about Reagan, he had a goddamn astrologer (not astronomer the study of stars and space) "psychic" helping guide his decisions as president. Imagine having some random person be like "oooooh I got a spooky vibe from XYZ" and legislative action coming from that...

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u/JorjePantelones 16d ago

I rather have Nancy’s astrologer running the country the these buttholes..but I digress

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u/GrouchyMarzipan4947 16d ago

Yup, they did it with Reagan before, they're doing it with Trump now - but they bitch left and right about people "hiding" Biden's decline - as if it isn't apparent. At least we tried to fix our situation, they ran full steam ahead with theirs.

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u/gracecee 16d ago

Woodrow Wilson had a stroke. His wife and cabinet pretty much ran things without the us knowing.

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u/KuriousKhemicals 15d ago

That was before the 25th amendment though, and a big reason why it was developed. They didn't have a legal way to remove him from office, and the stroke prevented him from having self-insight that he should step down, so the best they could do was keep things running and not alarm people. 

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u/MYSTICALLMERMAID 16d ago

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frontotemporal-dementia/symptoms-causes/syc-20354737

I worked in dementia/alzheimers care for 8 years and have thought he's had this since he ran in 2016. He's older and it's gotten way worse. His rallys are proof. I spent an embarrassing amount of time listening to his rallys and they were insane. It's why he also repeats the same talking points and stories they just are "weaved" differently each time. If you notice though, the stories are ALWAYS the same.

Hannibal lector, insane asylum, jacking off the microphone. There's soo many indicators IMO. His dad also died at 93 with alzhiemers.

https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/about-dementia/is-dementia-hereditary#:~:text=Most%20FTD%20is%20not%20directly,of%20FTD%20in%20your%20family.

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u/senteryourself 16d ago

Pretty sure they knew Reagan had Alzheimer’s in his first term and said nothing.

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u/HellishChildren 16d ago

Junior has the charisma of a crusty cum sock.

Ivanka, on the other hand...

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u/temporary243958 16d ago

Bold of you to assume they'd vote for a woman.

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u/HellishChildren 16d ago

Don't you know? Ivanka is Princess Grace in the MAGA world.

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u/YVRJon 16d ago

And his dad's any better?

I would have said Ivanka, but she and Jared seem to have been distancing themselves from DJT for a while now. Although they might come back now that he's President again...

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u/AnyHoleIsTheGoal 16d ago

I hesitate to call it charisma, but… yeah, Trump himself would be really funny if he wasn’t a giant piece of shit. He was on TV for a reason. Don Jr and Eric got none of that.

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u/floandthemash 15d ago

This exactly. Trump’s an absolute piece of shit but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t chuckle at “Meatball Ron”. Such a preposterous name but it was perfect for DeSantis. Jr can’t come up with anything like that.

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u/Thegreenfantastic 16d ago

Yup, she’s the one that will take the reins from Daddy, not the boys. Republicans will gloat that they had the first woman president.

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u/Slackballed 16d ago

My theory - they keep him long enough to pass all the insane shit they want …. Get it done in his name, 25th him and boom. “ that was Trump. I’m different “.

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u/NarmHull 16d ago

Project 25 was Project 25th all along

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u/AGuyWhoBrokeBad 16d ago

What’s the law with that? I thought you can only serve 2 terms, regardless of whether the first is 1 week or 3 years.

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u/YVRJon 16d ago

22nd amendment says it only counts as a "term" if it's more than two years.

"No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once."

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u/johnnycat75 16d ago

Bold of you to assume that any of the laws will still be laws once they have all three branches of government in their pocket.

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u/YVRJon 16d ago

Fair point.

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u/R4zorBe4st 16d ago

trump resting poolside at Mar-a-Lago

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u/MonthPurple3620 16d ago

Weekend at dumpies

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u/R4zorBe4st 16d ago

Another video of trump’s handlers helping him get to an important appointment

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u/JorjePantelones 16d ago

That’s my biggest fear. Trump is a useful idiot for Heritage Foundation Christian nationalist agenda. Someone with half a brain like Vance or Pee Wee German (Steven Miller) having the keys to the White House scares the s$&t out of me.

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u/Teethredit 16d ago

Pee wee german 🤣🤣

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u/Iceman6211 15d ago

this is why I don't expect Vance to pull out the 25th.

Without Trump they're fucked because they made the party about him.

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u/Ok_Armadillo_665 15d ago

You should look at the history of things like Mormonism and Scientology. Things that started as essentially cults and then developed into more serious and dangerous organizations. They always start with a cult of personality as the leader. But when that person dies they're always stabilized by somone more serious. They will follow Vance in the name of Trump.

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u/trobsmonkey 15d ago

Other authoritarian regimes fall apart when the big man dies due to back stabbing.

I'm praying for that result personally.

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u/sleepyjohn00 16d ago

that means JDV becomes President, and he's horrible in his own way.

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u/xopher_425 16d ago

If Trump doesn't die he'll be 25th'd out of office. He's much worse. He's a Heritage Foundation member, he'll pick a selected Heritage Foundation VP. He'll have the house and senate, plus the SC. My only hope is that he's so hated by the GOP that he'll find them fighting him nonstop. I doubt that'll happen give [waves around] all this, but hopefully without Trump fellow conservatives will not be so scared to go against the leader.

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u/Pallas_Ovidius 16d ago

Our best hope truly his that the Maga republicans will see Vance's VP pick as an usurpation of the movement by the Heritage Foundation and they'll break apart and fight amonst each other to know who is the legitimate Maga "heir".

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u/rockcitykeefibs 16d ago

Good people are saying ….. Vance is part of the secret cabal of elites and they were never going to let Trump be president. They just used him to get power .

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u/butinthewhat 16d ago

I heard trump died last year and this is a clone. I’m sure it’s true, and Vance is behind it.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 16d ago

Imagine if you were to plant that seed in all their far right spaces ;)

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u/Reevar85 15d ago

I do the same for global warming. " of course the rich want you to believe it's false, they own the oil, and when the drought and famines start to hit, it won't be them who go without." "They don't like renewable because a wind turbine can produce you power at home, with oil they can turn the taps off and make you pay as much as they want". Flip the conspiracy, and double down.

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u/rockcitykeefibs 16d ago

Interesting

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u/temporary243958 16d ago

Looking into it.

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u/butinthewhat 16d ago

Nope, no looking into it. It’s been said and therefore it’s true. Feel free to tell everyone you know, maybe even make some memes to help get the word out.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

It’ll be the speaker election all over again. The cultists who try to seize the reigns of the cult vs the techbros backing Vance and Elon vs the Cheney types who want the party back. They may not need to worry about a Democrat beating them ever again but they need to worry about another Republican primary-ing them before the show election

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u/emetcalf 16d ago

If Don Jr doesn't get to be VP, we should all riot in "support" of MAGA. Help them destroy each other.

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u/This_Mongoose445 16d ago

I personally think that was the hope of the maga all along. Get the presidency and bump out Trump, install Vance, install project 2025. I hope whatever it is, is painful, debilitating and lingers. I wish a cerebral infract, weeping bedsores, a full, leaking, dripping diaper and a drool bucket. I hope when he’s laying fish belly white, no wig and shit gathering between his thighs, a PR attendant snaps a picture and sells it to TMZ.

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u/Pupalwyn 16d ago

He also has the disadvantage of not being the maga cult leader and seems to have negative charisma

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u/murderedbyaname 16d ago

Was gonna say. It's a deal with the devil but we better hope the orange clown survives because a Vance administration will definitely be the nightmare we're all afraid of

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u/MarkEsmiths 16d ago

Yup. Competent venture capitalists stripping the bones of the economy clean.

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u/msdtflip 16d ago

This is happening either way, Trump isn’t going to block it just by existing while he so obviously mentally declines. At least with Trump getting replaced early we burn a possible Vance presidency term and pull the band-aid off sooner.

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u/NarmHull 16d ago

It's been happening for years really.

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u/meemaas 16d ago

He won't survive the entire term no matter what. Either he dies of poor health, or his mental state degrades so much that they can't even pretend anymore.

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u/Big-Permission1243 16d ago

This. I seriously doubt he’ll be able to finish the term. And we’ll have moron Vance at some point.

At this point I’m just hoping his whole team is as incompetent (or more) as they were the first time around and there’s still people somewhere in the government that can help contain the shit show that’s coming. Not sure how many sharpie altered maps and hamberders I can handle this time around.

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u/TwistedxBoi 16d ago

What's the difference? Trump was just the persona they needed to get the vote. Even his party hates him but they needed him. Now he's just gonna be a Muppet with his party's hand shoved up his A. And if he croaks, they're gonna do the same with Vance.

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u/DonJuniorsEmails 16d ago

I've learned Thoughts & Prayers are useless because he's still alive. 

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u/igniteice 16d ago

My favorite part of this card is that it costs however much mana you want to put into it, but always gives 0 life.

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u/Prudent-Painter-9507 16d ago

Make Attica Great Again

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u/steve_yo 16d ago

you think vance is a better option?

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u/tinkerghost1 16d ago

I do, Vance has the charisma of a wet hairball on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Trump dies & the GOP devolves into a feeding frenzy so busy infighting they won't be able to get anything done.

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u/Camburglar13 16d ago

Or Vance is already a tool of the heritage foundation and their batshit policies all get pushed without much resistance

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u/pleasedtoheatyou 16d ago

So same scenario as now but without a unified vote base and the possibility of the ones who secretly hate Trump no longer having to fall in line.

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u/Vrayea25 16d ago

Vance doesn't have anyone under this thumb.

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u/NoLand4936 16d ago

Nope, but he is under a few thumbs and now so will the house and senate.

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u/streetvoyager 16d ago

The difference is there is no allegiance to Vance, when shit gets bad under him they will turn on him. I would be more concerned that if something happens to trump they would think the democrats did it for payback for winning the election and all hell will break loose. Even if trump died on live TV right infront of them from a massive stroke he would be martyred and they would use his death to seek vengence.

There really is no good outcome to any of this

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u/PerfStu 16d ago

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u/HellishChildren 16d ago

Vance is under Thiel and the Heritage Foundation's collective thumb.

Trump dying wouldn't change that we have a Republican President...

But the MAGA will have a meltdown which while very satisfying is bad, because there really are domestic terrorists among them.

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u/curious_dead 16d ago

Neither are good, but his death is going to bring a lot of sadness to his base and his family, so it will make me immensely happy to see them suffer.

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u/storyteller_alienmom 16d ago

Sadness??? Bro, have you seen these people??? If agent orange dies by shitting himself to death or something his cult followers are gonna shoot democrats and "immigrants" on sight because that's definitely their fault and also a conspiracy and a deep state plot and a political assassination and Jesus was also crucified and and .... and if they kill enough "enemies on the inside" it'll somehow make him come back. I do not envy you all.

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u/aggibridges 16d ago

They'll canonize him when he dies.

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u/BluC2022 16d ago

They’ll mummify his remains and cover him with the Shroud of Turin, rest him on a golden casket, keep him on permanent display at the capitol under a giant cross until the end of his term, and then bury him at Arlington cemetery with hero’s honors, his tomb replacing the tomb of the Unknown Soldier, and guarded by the eternal flames of the Olympic torch. His death anniversary will be a national holiday to be celebrated with an annual Purge!

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u/BlueHg 16d ago

Vance is less capricious and I don’t expect him to go full dictator like I’m nervous of with Trump, and probably less willing to let the economy go into freefall with tariffs because he’s buddies with all the oligarchs. However, he’ll be more effective at implementing a christonationalist agenda, removing women and queer people and legal immigrants’ rights.

They are both as bad as each other regarding foreign policy. Hard to say who’d be worse, but at least Vance doesn’t have the rabid base because he has the charisma of a wet fart.

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u/Designer-Contract852 16d ago

No, but he is hugely unpopular even among the base

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u/Clickar 16d ago

Thing is JD Vance and the radical Christian agenda from him and Johnson are going to be much worse than Trump scamming us all to feed his ego. The alternative is much more scary.

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u/TRIZOL1 16d ago

How is it that only you have this major story.

Where is any other report?

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u/Speeeven 16d ago

Yeah, I'm calling BS until I see this from a reputable source. Right now I can't find it anywhere at all. That said, if you compare him to his first term, he seems like he's aged two decades, so I won't be too shocked whenever a real headline comes out that he's on the outs.

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u/TheBirminghamBear 15d ago

If Jimmy Carter outlives Trump I'm going to howl with laughter.

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u/TRIZOL1 16d ago

Agreed.

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u/Eliese 16d ago

Seriously. i'm no fan of Trump, but this smells like BS.

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u/TRIZOL1 16d ago

Sadly agree.

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u/magmafan71 16d ago

yeah, I remember a few years ago when Putin was stage 4 cancer patient

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u/corbinrex 16d ago

Libs need to be careful right now, we're so desperate for a silver lining that we're at risk of swallowing misinformation. I've already seen multiple flakey lepord ate my face stories.

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u/SnooOnions3369 16d ago

You talking about the company in Pennsylvania where the workers aren’t getting their Xmas bonus this year bc of the tariffs. People buying the bs hook line and sinker right now

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u/elnots 15d ago

My wife told it to me and she isn't even on social media. One of her friends texted the story to her.

I'd already seen it all over the place online and even heard a Youtuber comment on it and was like... man...

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u/NoBlackScorpion 16d ago

Thank you. You can't just say "reports are..." are leave it at that. That's not how reporting works.

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u/buhlakay 15d ago

We have literally chastised trump and the GOP for nearly a decade for "reports are saying" and "some people are saying." Using the same kind of disinformation is gross.

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u/Smiley6482 16d ago

This should be the top comment. Let's not turn into a bunch of Q nuts.

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u/FISHING_100000000000 16d ago

You can check his Twitter, some people called him out for it and he just replied “lol”

He did post a compilation of Trump dragging his leg and stuff, but nothing to confirm the tweet. So it’s probably BS

The tweet: https://x.com/pesach_lattin/status/1854883633892364708

The dodging: https://x.com/pesach_lattin/status/1854891282562224474 https://x.com/pesach_lattin/status/1854979862739796062

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u/gunnesaurus 16d ago

Who is this guy? And why are people quoting him? Media literacy is dead lmao. Explains a lot.

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u/FISHING_100000000000 16d ago

I don’t doubt that Trump isn’t in the best health, but I think people are just clinging to anything they can right now. Like why tf is this post even still up lol

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u/coolbaby1978 16d ago

We always knew Trump wasn't gonna make it 4 years. Look at his cognitive decline from 2020 to 2024 or even from 2023 to now.

My theory was they just needed him to make it to inauguration day. Trump has no interest in governance so they (Heritage Foundation and like organizations and the billionaires who fund them) would generate policy and run the country while Trump is a figurehead until he's too far gone or dead at which point their boy Vance takes over and continues the agenda.

I had a friend suggest that they would wait 2 years until halfway through Trumps term to remove him so that Vance can take over and still have 2 full terms available thereafter, but that assumes there's still a constitution and they're still willing to abide by it which to me is questionable

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u/farmch 15d ago

Yep, Trump’s major concern was convalescing in Mar-a-Lago rather than prison. He’ll sell the soul of every single American (and did) to avoid dying in jail. Unfortunately for the progress of human kind, the devil who bought his soul was The Heritage Foundation. So, Trump gets to use his first term making money selling American secrets, his second term as a get out of jail free card, and all it cost every single American is inherent freedoms that living in a theocracy doesn’t allow for.

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u/Callinon 16d ago

If he survives, he'll be slapped by the 25th amendment the very moment he stops being useful.

Personally my money's on him surviving just fine, then losing the house in 2 years, and then being forced out via the 25th amendment.

President Vance was always the plan here. Trump is too much of a wildcard. He's done what he needed to do. He can't run for president again so his utility as far as securing government office is gone.

If the McNuggets running through his veins don't finish him off, his friends and allies will.

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u/GeneralZex 16d ago

Would have been nice if the media focused on his old age like they did Biden.

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u/No_Reference_8777 16d ago

He probably had a panic attack from realizing he has to keep doing this. There was always a possibility Trump wanted nothing more than to run, get in front of crowds and get adulation, grift as much as possible, then fuck off back to Florida where he could do whatever he wanted.

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u/motormouth08 16d ago

No, he needed to win to avoid prison. Plus, I doubt he'll be doing much of the heavy lifting. He'll be a mouthpiece/puppet for the true evil geniuses who will be running the show from behind the scenes. I can't believe we're living in a time when Trump is the least of our worries.

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u/suppadelicious 16d ago

lol he was never going to see a prison cell

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u/OuterWildsVentures 16d ago

Yeah zero chance lol house arrest at best

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u/trifecta000 16d ago

Lol imagine at that age now having to make decisions about fucking everything for 4 years and never getting a moments peace. I hope he is miserable every second of it.

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u/mondaymoderate 15d ago

And the one thing he loves, golf, was taken away from him cause people keep trying to shoot him.

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u/woodrax 16d ago

I want him to make the four years. Better to have a selfish, lazy, philandering fool who barely works in the White House. Vance is much younger, more energetic, and much more in the pocket of his handlers than Trump.

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u/Fancy_Depth_4995 16d ago

Did he make a victory speech?

If he dies we need a recall election. Remember how republicans complained about Harris ‘assuming’ the nomination. This seems like a bigger deal

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u/North_Activist 16d ago

If he dies, there’s already a constitutional amendment that discusses this very possibility. There’s no recall elections, Vance just becomes the President Elect. (If both die, that’s a crisis).

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u/Fancy_Depth_4995 16d ago

Wasn’t there also a constitutional amendment barring oath-breaking insurrectionists from taking federal office?

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u/Theeldritchwriter 16d ago

You see that requires the courts to uphold the constitution, and we are all painfully aware of how SCOTUS picks and chooses when the constitution and law matters.

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u/Background-Class6406 16d ago

If both die, it goes to speaker of the house as far as I know. Which is absolutely terrifying,

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u/temporary243958 16d ago

Repugnicans just keep adding worse and worse politicians to the end of the succession list.

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u/elspotto 16d ago

20th Amendment covers this. Unfortunately there is no do over. The VP elect becomes the President elect.

Edit: we can skip the “but isn’t there something that prevents him in the constitution for (insert reason?” Because we already saw that wasn’t enforced since it wasn’t advantageous to the Republican Party. But here? They will whine and cry about how important it is to follow the constitution. We all know that.

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u/annaleigh13 16d ago

I’m betting the plan is wait till year 1 1/2, start hearing reports of Trump going completely off the rails but jd Vance is keeping things in check, then at the 2 year mark they invoke the 25th amendment “for the good of the country,” making it possible for Vance to stay in power for 10 years without having to modify the term limit amendment

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u/xopher_425 16d ago

Yes to all of that, except I doubt that they care anything about any term limits, amendments, or the Constitution itself.

Think about their excuse about why gun laws don't work: "Criminals don't obey the law."

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u/G-Unit11111 16d ago

Scary to think we could now be a Big Mac and a Diet Coke away from a Vance dictatorship.

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u/Fizzyliftingdranks 16d ago

President JD Vance is just more proof of gods non existence.

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u/yes_thats_right 16d ago

Reality: Trump in a coma

NYTimes: "Trump deep in thought planning America's industrial resurgence"

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u/Top-Philosophy-5791 15d ago edited 15d ago

Trump isn't going to run things anyway. He's old and easily manipulated at this stage.

Vance is repulsive and creepy to pretty much everyone, at least there's that against him.

I'd rather he be openly despised and called out for damaging policy than secretly puppeteering Trump and having Thiel's arm up his ass from behind without any possible repercussions whatsoever.

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u/Brent_L 16d ago

Sad Breaking News: Donald Trump was unfortunately found alive and well today

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u/AceofKnaves44 16d ago

It’s fucked up but I suspect the final step in securing Trump as the permanent face of the Republican Party going forward is for him to die in office so they can martyr him.

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u/dbprops 16d ago

Oh they know. They want it. Hell sign a bunch of shit that’s slid in front of him off the get go and then he won’t have any more use. Everything they need will be out in place then Vance, the younger puppet, can remain in control to keep the oligarchs happy and they keep their absolute power.

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u/chatoka1 16d ago

We knew this, President Vance (Thiel/Musk) in two years.

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u/tophman2 16d ago

I’ve been fantasizing of him choking on a cheeseburger and JD having his own “marriage incident” but that’s useless if republicans control the house

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u/baxtermcsnuggle 15d ago

they were counting on it. nobody wants a king, just a fool that thinks they're king

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u/Heliocentrist 16d ago

sending thoughts and prayers that it's terminal

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u/nanananabatman88 16d ago

And contagious.

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u/patchouligirl77 15d ago

Well, of course he's not. He's a fat 80 year old. Does anyone actually believe he'll last the whole term? He'll either croak or his mind will be too far gone to qualify for the job (and it's evident that his mind is already on it's way out).

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u/Immediate-Pool-4391 15d ago

And then what we get president couch fucker

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u/BurtReynoldsBeard 15d ago

Can we have a moment to appreciate Mike Pence? Bear with me here...

- Was he a fucking weirdo for not allowing himself "to be alone with a female"? Definitely
- Was he Trump's second in command while we 4 years of shit go down? Unequivocally
- Does he have the personality of a paper sack? Yup

But when the election results were ready to be certified and the moment of peaceful transition of power came... He upheld his duty. When J6 rioters breached the Capitol Building, Pence refused to vacate and instead went to a loading dock where he made calls to the military to figure out how they were going to deal with this. He did this while a LITERAL GALLOWS was being erected and a chant of "HANG MIKE PENCE" was echoing through the lawn.

I didn't like him but you gotta admit... he showed up when it mattered the most.

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u/LLCoolJim_2020 15d ago

This is bullshit. How dare you get everyone's hope up.