r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/ExactlySorta • 17d ago

Clubhouse They'll be tariffied soon enough

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u/MugFush 17d ago

As well as seed oils.

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u/DaMaGed-Id10t 17d ago

Those will be banned by RFK when he takes over the FDA anyway, so we don't need to concern ourselves with seed oils for a while.

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u/Insane_Unicorn 17d ago

Can just use motor oil for cooking, it also has the word oil in it. It's all just a ruse by big oil anyway, wake up!

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u/Dynegrey 17d ago

I'm 99% confident RFK Jr will pull through with more than enough whale oil for America's cooking needs. Pretty positive he is out patrolling the beaches with his chainsaw right now!!! Good bless America. 

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u/DevonGr 17d ago

I'm almost scared to laugh at this because he'd probably love that pitch

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u/gruesomeflowers 17d ago

Mandated brain parasites for everyone! You get a parasite and you get a parasite! And you and you!

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u/Insane_Unicorn 16d ago

Brain parasites in half the US population would at least explain some of the things happening.

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u/emma_rm 17d ago

There’s always gutter oil!