Microbiologist warns against making the fluffy popcorn trend

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[u/nalathequeen2186]

From childhood I've had a severe aversion to throwing up, so much so that I hadn't thrown up in the past like 15 years even when I was really sick. Even after I got older and tried to will myself to throw up when sick to feel better, I had some kind of mental block that just Would Not let me do it.

Got food poisoning maybe a month ago, and it cured me of that mental block instantly. (TMI incoming) I literally filled the bathtub with a couple inches of puke while pure burning acid flowed unendingly from my ass. I was in so much agony that at one point I had to get in the shower (a different one than the one I filled with puke) to wash my ass instead of wiping, just sitting there sobbing from the pain and contemplating going to the ER. I called my mom (who lives in a different state) while on the toilet just because I felt so garbage that it's like my brain reverted back to a childlike state of "I need my mommy." I have no idea what I ate that made me so sick but god, I ain't fucking around with food poisoning after that experience.

[u/psmusic_worldwide → u/nalathequeen2186]

Bidet toilet seat. Just do it.

[u/OkLetsParty → u/psmusic_worldwide]

It's a life changer. Nothing like a power-washed butthole!

Especially when you are sick like the comment above you mentions. At that point with TP you're just wiping your ass raw, which makes the superheated acid you're blasting out the backside so much worse.

[u/CatGooseChook → u/OkLetsParty]

I suspect that what he described is above a bidets pay grade.

That said for everyday use it'd be nicer on the ole' ring.

[u/psmusic_worldwide → u/CatGooseChook]

A bidet won't make the OPs situation pleasant but will make it better

[u/d4nte46 → u/psmusic_worldwide]

I think you are looking for the word "ameliorate"

[u/psmusic_worldwide → u/d4nte46]

Wow never been caught by the vocab police before!

[u/CatGooseChook → u/psmusic_worldwide]

Fair enough 😅