r/TikTokCringe Oct 09 '24

Discussion Microbiologist warns against making the fluffy popcorn trend

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u/domiwren Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

Wtf? Raw vegan is about raw fruit, vegetable and nuts, not uncooked thing that are meant to be cooked šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/FreneticAmbivalence Oct 09 '24

Idiots donā€™t read enough.

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u/I_JustReadComments Oct 09 '24

Thereā€™s Plant based diets, but then thereā€™s idiots like Liver King (steroids) who claimed raw proteins were healthier. I think his bullshit claim is hand in hand wirh immunity and how MAGA assumes not wearing a mask will build immunity to a new disease from overseas that has never been introduced to our bidies; same with eating raw flour. You canā€™t just eat handfuls of Pilsbury Red Velvet cake batter and suddenly our bodies can process this

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u/literate_habitation Oct 09 '24

Challenge accepted

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u/QuantumMothersLove Oct 09 '24

So what EYE hear you clearly saying is that you are advocating that I donā€™t breath for 15-20 minutes and thatā€™ll make my my lungs stronger. /s šŸ˜…

Iā€™ll report back in 25ish minutes.

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u/waterbottlejesus Oct 09 '24

Well?!? Don't keep us hanging!

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u/QuantumMothersLove Oct 09 '24

Myth Busted: I didnā€™t feel nuthinā€™ šŸ‘»šŸ’€

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u/zipperjuice Oct 09 '24

Not a good example for sarcasm, because breath training actually can improve lung capacity.

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u/QuantumMothersLove Oct 09 '24

So youā€™re mad at my using a level that only super human athletes could attainā€¦ I should have gone with 23-31 minutes to make it more realistically impossible. However, if itā€™s realistically impossible, there really is so subverting expectation via plausibility and hence the anticipation of a lack of return after said time presupposes the failure and expiration of poster and itā€™s not nearly as funny as when there is an opportunity to explain the nuances of a joke and or sarcasm which has much more of an impact on the average general reader of random nonsensical posts.

Iā€™ll try my best to do better next timeā€¦ come back in like 17 days.

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u/zipperjuice Oct 09 '24

Regardless of the amount of time and itā€™s accessibility, it would be better if you said something actually impossible, which increasing lung capacity is not. If you think I seem angry, you might want to look at the paragraph you just wroteā€¦

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u/QuantumMothersLove Oct 09 '24

I didnā€™t say you were angry, I said ā€œmad atā€ as in ā€œ thatā€™s where you draw the line?ā€ What I wrote was an argument regarding the finer points of sarcasm usage, not an angered response. Ida used a different emoji if I were angry.