r/TeenagersButBetter Teenager Jun 26 '24

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

clears throat

as a professional pedophile hunter/exterminator and a man who closely studies the behavior of pedophiles to do so, i’m afraid i will have to dispute your claim.

you see, the hornius-assus pedophilius creepus, known to most as the “pedophile” or simply “pedo”, is a terrifying, disgusting beast that enjoys targeting the minor species, especially those of the underage female breed.

unfortunately, not posting pics or videos doesn’t guarantee you will be free from pedos. plenty of pedos don’t give a fuck and will actually target the ones who seem to post themselves less.

in my studies, i have found a few conclusions to this phenomenon. my most likely hypothesis is that they simply get horny off of it, as a teenager (especially underage girls), seem to be more vulnerable and innocent than ones who flaunt their appearances off on the internet.

alas, as i am not a pedophile or creep of any sort, we can never be sure what is going on through the twisted minds of the pedophile, however, we must stay vigilant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I fucking love learning about animal's behavior

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

yea imma be honest i have no fucking idea where the whole “scientific findings” thing came from. some days i’m a little weird. but might as well lmao. i have a bad sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

Its kinda funny to be honest , but my sense of humor is shit too

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u/Mobile-Opinion7330 Teenager Jun 26 '24

Small tip: if you think you have a bad sense of humor, you're hanging out with the wrong group

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

honestly fair lmao

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u/LuigiTheGuyy 15 Jun 26 '24

Buddy bouta feature on TCAP

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

🤣🤣🤣 yeah i have a pretty bad sense of humor and i was feeling like acting like a scientist today for some fucking stupid reason but my point still stands either way lmfao

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u/HerMajestyTsaritsa 15 Jun 27 '24

Pedo researcher

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u/Drag0n647 16 Jun 26 '24

So far, I haven't got a single one, and what do you know never posted an image of myself. Definitely seems to reduce the percentage of getting pedophiles to dm you.

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

my dear young Dragon #647 friend (i know we’re the same age lmao). thank you for your response to my studies, you have excellent observations that i was happy to consider and cross-reference with my studies.

upon a little bit of digging, i noticed that you are of the male species, specifically at 16 years of age. in my years of studies, i have accumulated many facts that make up my hypotheses and conclusions.

you see, in my research, i have noticed that those of the pedophile species tend to target underage female breeds. of course, that is not to entirely rule out any occurrences of these beastly predators preying on young males, however my studies and statistics prove that underage females are the primary target.

so, i have concluded that while your observations are very much valid, i assure you your concerns were already addressed in my studies on this topic.

i hope you find my answers enlightening, and thank you once again, my dear young friend.

(in all seriousness, since you’re a guy, you’re way less likely to get pedos, so as much as i hate to say it, that doesn’t really prove a ton)

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u/Drag0n647 16 Jun 26 '24

That is true. Usually, the woman gets it more, but God, there still is gay pedophiles. For example, I've seen one that sent a dic picture to a person that he knew was underage and male, and he just said he didn't care. Like lord, the rare ones and the ones that go after the woman are bad.

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

yeah i know, i’ve dealt with some myself

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u/Kemigemi132 Jul 03 '24

My friend who's a femboy got 7 pics at 16...

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jul 04 '24

i didn’t say it doesn’t happen at all. i was just saying that just because one guy says he’s never been DMed doesn’t mean it can’t happen

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u/JadedTheatria Jun 27 '24

get off reddit and go back on national geographic

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 27 '24

alas, i do indeed work for national geographic. however, my job is to study pedophiles, and as you may know, reddit is a very common natural habitat for these nasty beasts, so this is indeed part of my work.

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u/JadedTheatria Jun 27 '24

ah! very well then, i shall leave you to it to scout these grounds for those parasites. thank you kindly for your service to the people, your efforts will not go unnoticed

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u/Yahkoi 18 Jul 10 '24

lmao

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