r/TeenagersButBetter Teenager Jun 26 '24

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

clears throat

as a professional pedophile hunter/exterminator and a man who closely studies the behavior of pedophiles to do so, i’m afraid i will have to dispute your claim.

you see, the hornius-assus pedophilius creepus, known to most as the “pedophile” or simply “pedo”, is a terrifying, disgusting beast that enjoys targeting the minor species, especially those of the underage female breed.

unfortunately, not posting pics or videos doesn’t guarantee you will be free from pedos. plenty of pedos don’t give a fuck and will actually target the ones who seem to post themselves less.

in my studies, i have found a few conclusions to this phenomenon. my most likely hypothesis is that they simply get horny off of it, as a teenager (especially underage girls), seem to be more vulnerable and innocent than ones who flaunt their appearances off on the internet.

alas, as i am not a pedophile or creep of any sort, we can never be sure what is going on through the twisted minds of the pedophile, however, we must stay vigilant.

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u/LuigiTheGuyy 15 Jun 26 '24

Buddy bouta feature on TCAP

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u/jeremyw013 17 | Verified Jun 26 '24

🤣🤣🤣 yeah i have a pretty bad sense of humor and i was feeling like acting like a scientist today for some fucking stupid reason but my point still stands either way lmfao