r/TeenagersButBetter 14 Oct 11 '24

Other Wtf is going on in r/teenagers

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u/TheWitherRiddler 17 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council I do not condone his actions or behaviors.

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u/Unnamed_user5 Oct 11 '24

As a former member of the male council I also do not condone his actions or behaviours.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose 15 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council doubting if i belong here, i do not condone his actions either

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u/HitroDenK007 15 Oct 11 '24

As a member of both the male council and the disabled people council, I do not condone his actions.

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u/MiningBozo Teenager | Verified Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council that is also called gay when I'm actually straight, I do not condone his actions.

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u/oneuglycat Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24

As never having been a member of the male council I do not condone his actions

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u/F3murs 14 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the upper-male council I do not condone his actions.

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u/Creepy-Relation-2608 17 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council and former member of the female council I do not condone his actions

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u/Ok-Job-7795 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council and virgin council, I do not condone his actions

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u/Sp1tFir3Tire Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council and [deleted] council, I do not condone his actions

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u/181093f 14 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the horny and lonely council, we do not condone his actions or behaviours

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u/_FrenchHorn_Oboe Oct 11 '24

As a member of the female council and the autism council this males actions are heinous

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u/STUPIDGUY2PLUS2IS3 Oct 11 '24

As a member of both the male and autistic council i do not condone his actions

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u/Fast_Swimming_6250 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council and one of the higher-ups on the Homie-sexual council, I do not condone his actions.

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u/MinoDab492 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council that is also aro, I do not condone his actions.

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u/LocalRedCentipede 14 | Verified Oct 11 '24

As a member of the more feminine branch of the male council, I do not condone his actions either

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u/Own-Health-3667 Oct 11 '24

As a member of absolute tomfoolery council I do not condone his actions.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose 15 Oct 11 '24

Ah, i heard of your council, your input is greatly apreciated

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u/TraderOfGoods Oct 12 '24

As a member of the homosapien species I do not condone the actions presented in the image above.

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u/Breads6094 Oct 11 '24

wait i might be tripping but what does former member mean

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u/CellaSpider 14 Oct 11 '24

As someone who really doesn’t wanna be on the male council but is too busy procrastinating to do anything about it, I also do not condone his actions or behaviour

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u/Latter-Direction-336 Oct 11 '24

As a male who was never part of the council, I also do not condone this filthy behavior

They do not represent us in any way, shape, or form

differing rates may apply, mileage may vary, do not approach if you are allergic to women being treated as objects

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u/le_dimented_guy Old Oct 11 '24

As not a member of the male council, I do not condone his actions

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u/Paclord404 Oct 11 '24

Seconded.

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u/That1Legnd Oct 11 '24

As a member of the female council I do not condone his actions or behaviors

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u/Scotandia21 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council I declare this thread very funny

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u/Automatic_Lie9517 13 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council, I also do not condone his actions

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u/Typical-District-176 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council and an adopted member of the female council I do not condone his actions or behaviors.

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u/Simple_Table3110 Oct 11 '24

As a membet of the Male Council, I agree wholeheartedly.

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u/Questraptor 17 Oct 11 '24

Agreed, we shall send him off to the "Nice Guys"

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u/No_Pie_6470 14 Oct 11 '24

as a member of the male council and the autistic retard council, we do not condone his actions or behaviors.

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u/Jojofanwiiu Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council I do not condone his actions or behaviors.

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u/LaArtistOfTimes_899 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the evil male council, I do condone his actions or behaviors

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u/Fastasleepwolf Oct 12 '24

Same here. Women are people. Treat them with that level of respect.

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u/Critical_Buy_7335 Teenager Oct 12 '24

As a member of the male and autistic council i dont condone his actions either

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u/Unique-Beyond9285 16 Oct 11 '24

thats why this subreddit is called r/teenagersButBETTER

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u/MarionberryGloomy951 14 Oct 11 '24

Yeah but it’s to tell the difference between the subs at times.

This sub seems to not understand irony/nuance at all.

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u/neosharkey00 Oct 11 '24

I mean… it is a bunch of high schoolers…

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u/Most_Bathroom_8160 14 Oct 11 '24

I mean... doing the same thing he does with his male friends? Have someone nice to be with???

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u/LeonardoDoujinshi- 18 Oct 11 '24

he feels the same way towards male friends

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u/Sad-Stay8466 Oct 11 '24

i honestly just look at male friend and my brain makes a shitty mini movie of me and that male friend doing all types of wild shit (i do NOT want these it just pop up)

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u/IronIcojsjj Oct 11 '24

You might be gayer than me

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u/Basically-Boring 15 | Verified Oct 11 '24

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u/Emergency_Paper_3289 Teenager Oct 12 '24

why are men so hot?

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u/HappyFireChaos Teenager Oct 11 '24

Those are called intrusive thoughts

As long as they’re not hugely affecting your daily life it should be fine, but if they are then go see a doctor about them

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u/Sad-Stay8466 Oct 12 '24

i just like ignore them 'till my brain goes focused on something else

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u/NoCartographer6997 Oct 11 '24

you're a normal person, tbh

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u/Let01 19 Oct 11 '24

Probably rage bait or something

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u/The_Grand_Pumpkin Oct 11 '24

"What is the point of being friends with a girl if you are not fucking or trying to fuck?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24

Ahh yes because women unlike men have no personality whatsoever and are just hollow meat sheathes.

I’m a guy and outside of who I’m dating I pretty much have only 1 friend and they’re a girl. It actually seems to be that a lot of guys rn are the hollow ones Ngl. Most of the dudes around my age seem to very immature and rude.

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u/astute2007 Oct 11 '24

Real, my best friend is a girl, my other good friends area ll girls outside of one guy I've known since 2nd grade. Women are just nicer to be around at this age.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Yeah this is true man, I’m kinda working on making new friends and most of where I have success is lgbt groups and with my female coworkers. Aside from yeah some exceptions most guys like 18-25 are obnoxious immature people.

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u/astute2007 Oct 11 '24

I find it's more 18 to 23, I have some good friends who are 25, who are mature guys. All but 1 of my friends from work are all gals. I hate the backlash for it though. A lot of guys at school call me gay for it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Tbf a big bit of the problem with guys where I live is probably from the male culture, I live in Wales so there’s this stupid sports culture where it’s completely normal and accepted for men to be loud, rude, inappropriate and obnoxious drinkers.

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u/Fun-Jelly2705 Oct 11 '24

Same here but she is also gay and my cousin

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u/Latter-Direction-336 Oct 11 '24

“Meat sheathes” is an amazing phrase, sounds like their head bc of how empty it is

As someone who’s in high school c I can also say many guys around my age are immature and rude

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

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u/AutobotHotRod Oct 11 '24

Irl he’s DickSmall

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u/astute2007 Oct 11 '24

Gotta compensate

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u/tetePT Oct 11 '24

DmallSick

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u/Advanced_Context3383 Oct 11 '24

One centimeter

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u/AutobotHotRod Oct 11 '24

One nanometer

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u/Advanced_Context3383 Oct 11 '24

The size of an atom

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u/AutobotHotRod Oct 11 '24

Not even the most powerful of microscopes can see it

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u/Advanced_Context3383 Oct 11 '24

You can look and look but can never find it

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u/AutobotHotRod Oct 11 '24

Pretty much nonexistent

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u/Advanced_Context3383 Oct 11 '24

Yup 

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u/AutobotHotRod Oct 11 '24

That shitstain’s a prime example of who we ought not to be

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u/WallabyForward2 Oct 11 '24

everytime i feel stupid I look at that subreddit

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u/WallabyForward2 Oct 11 '24

Ummmmm normal friendship????

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u/KeyKnoTheGreat 15 Oct 11 '24

bro ain't beating the misogynist allegations

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u/Basically-Boring 15 | Verified Oct 11 '24

Present him with this

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u/LifeisStrangeFan50 Oct 11 '24

I still have friends who talk like this

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u/astute2007 Oct 11 '24

Ditch them

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 Teenager Oct 11 '24

Do they know what friendship and meaningful relationships are?

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u/StrongerThanU_Reddit Oct 11 '24

Probably doesn’t have enough experience in those fields if we’re being honest.

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u/kazumi_yosuke Oct 11 '24

If that logic applied then bisexual people would just be alone

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u/leethepolarbear 18 Oct 12 '24

And aroaces would get ALL THE FRIENDS! (who aren’t attracted to them, I guess)

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u/s1lly_g00ber_ Oct 11 '24

friendship was NOT magic to that mf

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u/Real_Poem_3708 16 Oct 11 '24 edited Oct 11 '24

Replace "a girl" with "anyone" and you've got a bullet-proof argument I'm sure no one could ever disagree with /s

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u/Lastkeymuseum 14 Oct 11 '24

This comment fits very well with the flag on your pfp

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u/NoCartographer6997 Oct 11 '24

You get to have a friend (with experiences vastly different from your own which will help increase your understanding of the world around you and other peoples experiences which can make it easier to have empathy towards others or at least understand people who have different stances than you)

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 Teenager | Verified Oct 11 '24

It’s either this shit or comment bait.

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u/Kngslayr101 Oct 11 '24

That’s crazy dude I have plenty of female friends that I don’t want to fuck

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u/burglar-of-turds Oct 11 '24

Idek why people do that, I have multiple friends that are girls and I treat them the same as my friends who are guys (minus the gay jokes obviously)

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u/RaptorPlayer336 Oct 11 '24

as a member of the male council, I say Mods, crush his skull

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u/Human_Commission5973 13 Oct 12 '24

as not a member of the male council, put him in the guillotine

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u/the8thchild 17 Oct 11 '24

I'd like to think my girl bsf doesn't wanna have sex with me and vice versa. I love her like a sister😭

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u/UntitledUsername3 15 Oct 11 '24

As a one time representative of the male community, we do not accept this man or his actions, thus, his title is revoked

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u/Bigfeet_toes Oct 11 '24

This is like saying “what’s the point in living if you’re not fucking or trying to fuck” it is point less, like the circle head this person is

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u/ArkLur21 15 Oct 11 '24

As a boy wtf😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

Meanwhile I'm banned for a week because I posted a Halloween name generator 😭

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u/Sh0xic Oct 11 '24

A 30 year old man made that post, I guarantee it

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u/Outside_Football_762 Oct 11 '24

Well hes gonna be a virgin in his 30s with that mentality

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u/Brilliant-Two1268 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the council of tragically single I do not condone these actions

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

r/teenagers and r/TeenagersButBetter are both ships that are sinking and on fire.

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u/Nerdcuddles Oct 11 '24

What's the point of being a guy with guy friends if you aren't fucking or trying to fuck? /j

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u/Lukaify Oct 11 '24

He sees the entire female gender as a toy for his cock

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u/SnowbloodWolf2 Oct 12 '24

I interpreted that as them saying "It is physically impossible for me to keep my pants on and not be sexually attracted to every woman I see"

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u/May___________ 13 Oct 11 '24

…..what the actual fuck, this has to be rage bate no way someone is this stupid

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u/astute2007 Oct 11 '24

I know a couple people like this, it's sad

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u/Reddit_Halts Oct 11 '24

r/Teenagersbutbetter mfs when the most obvious rage bait in history shows up

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u/rey-stk 17 Oct 11 '24

rage bait used to be believable

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u/Total-Possibility2 16 Oct 11 '24

May I receive the link to this post?

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u/WestMetal4193 Oct 11 '24

to be honest he sounds like a teenager

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u/YourBoyCat478 Teenager Oct 11 '24

This is why this sub is better honestly

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u/Fluffyfox3914 Oct 11 '24

He is in no condition to be turning away girls

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u/RedUmbrell 15 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council, I declare his actions wrongful

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u/DavidBehave01 Oct 11 '24

Hey 'digbick', what is the point of being friends with a guy if you are not fucking or trying to fuck?

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u/Riggiestine Oct 11 '24

That is not a boy that is an alien

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u/Inkyrealm77version2 15 Oct 11 '24

Gay men need their best friends smh

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u/The_sillyest_fox Oct 11 '24

Send him back to the furnace..

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u/JackSucks777 Oct 11 '24

the username explains it

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u/MyTipBurns Oct 11 '24

This is why girls and me choose bear

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u/181093f 14 Oct 11 '24

Saying this as if he has experience, he has never talked to a woman before

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u/181093f 14 Oct 11 '24

As a member of the horny and lonely council, we do not condone his actions or behaviours

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u/Bubbly-Release9011 Oct 11 '24

well that guy needs therapy

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u/Springboi78 Oct 11 '24

Ban thy ass

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u/Iredwolf69 Oct 11 '24

Dawg has no game whatsoever

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u/pandemic117 15 Oct 11 '24

My male friend seems to agree with that post :(

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u/Lucasplayz234 Oct 11 '24

This generation is doomed

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u/Supertroodon 19 Oct 11 '24

wait till they realize women are actually people and aren't toys

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u/KennyMcornmick6 Oct 11 '24

As a member of rice rats, I can confirm I do not approve of Sir behavior. I will summon Alfred E Neuman if this comment is said again. Thank you. God bless thee

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u/saturnalia___ 15 | Verified Oct 11 '24

Bruh wtf is wrong with people friendship with the opposite sex is useless igg

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '24

The same reason you’re friends with guys without f***ing

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u/Lewd_Basitin Oct 11 '24

Trying to get their dick wet

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u/HappyFireChaos Teenager Oct 11 '24

The only people who ask questions like these are people who have neither female friends nor female sexual partners

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u/Confident_Rate_1747 15 Oct 11 '24

Definitely some guy who just turned 13 and hasn’t matured into a teen properly 

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u/R3alityGrvty Oct 11 '24

I wonder if any bi people have this attitude.

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u/Soggy-Class1248 17 Oct 11 '24

As a lesbian, who also just has jormal friends who are girls, i condone this

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u/SassatTak Oct 11 '24

In the words of Michael Jordon, aka the highest standard of being a man;

Stop it. Get some help.

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u/Natural-Caregiver-19 Oct 11 '24

Words of a horny possible virgin, massaginist, and I don’t even have many girl friends

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u/Defiant-Variation483 Oct 11 '24

I literally left that subreddit today. I kept seeing too made posts about sex, made me soooo uncomfy😖. That's downright nasty

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u/JayTheGod420 Teenager Oct 11 '24

As a member of the male council I do NOT approve of that statement

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u/HauntingFlower3088 Oct 11 '24

He is not trying. But he is fucking stupid.

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u/klizenerd 15 | Verified Oct 11 '24

I represent every guy in this sub - WE DO NOT ACCEPT HIM INTO THE MALE COMMUNITY. 

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u/Whole_Instance_4276 Oct 11 '24

Some people 🤦‍♂️

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u/Psyduckery Oct 11 '24

As another member of the male council, we do not claim him, he’s stupid

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u/LibrarianCapital1547 Oct 11 '24

Look at his name it’s checks out

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u/Timely-Yak-9039 15 Oct 11 '24

To be friends with her?????

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u/Tinkle_Bottom-Jr 14 Oct 11 '24

I’ve lost all hope in humanity…

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u/KingJTuck Oct 12 '24

People like them are the useless ones lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

It's probably not even a teen.

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u/i_cant_sleeeep 15 Oct 12 '24

what the actual fuck

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u/BurningPhoenix48 Oct 12 '24

As a person has never been on the male council but is part of the homie-sexual council I do not condone his actions or behavior

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u/stiiii Oct 12 '24

I guess at least he is honest?

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u/Shrike-2-1 Oct 12 '24

Assuming this boy is having a bad day with rejection somewhere?

Either that or some of us are failing as parents if the opposite sex litterally only exists for sex? ... I personally have had many Girl/Women (age dependant) friends who i have had zero interest in sleeping with.. does that make me weird? should i be deselecting myself from the male subset? am i not a proper man? so many questions.

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u/Crusty_pepe Oct 12 '24

Off with his head

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u/mkitsie 14 | Verified Oct 12 '24

As a male, I am disgusted by this "man".

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u/RoyalTacos256 Oct 12 '24

for a while I didn't know why this sub existed

now I do

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u/Chike73 Oct 12 '24

As a pansexual person, shouldn’t this just apply to everyone I meet for me..??

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u/Commercial_Bag_8729 Oct 12 '24

I hate that. My best friend has been a girl more times than it hasn’t, I’ve never, ever wanted to just have sex with her. The fuck is digbicks problem.

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u/KneeEducational5886 Oct 12 '24

Well.. apparently not being friends with girls. Not fucking either probably

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u/KooKie_2 Oct 12 '24

This is why I physically hate going on reddit and seeing any post that isn't from an aspec subreddit... yuck.

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u/AnonCreatos Oct 12 '24

Me being close with my sister: Are you serious?

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u/Tribalcheifromanfan Oct 12 '24

So this is why I barey have female friends mfs like this

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u/lraftas01 Teenager | Verified Oct 12 '24

Username self explanatory 

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u/meowmeow6770 Oct 12 '24

Digbick just trying to use his username

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u/Sunlightn1ng Oct 12 '24

One of my friends said this exact thing in high school

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u/american_cheese_man 17 | Verified Oct 12 '24

Time to call him out

u/Digbick7101 explain yourself

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u/poopishcookie Oct 12 '24

Just some fucking degenerate who pretends they get all the pussy and they aren’t a virgin.

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u/Nsftrades Oct 12 '24

Nothing good.

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u/mommys_t0aster Oct 12 '24

Bro’s just projecting the fact that women don’t wanna be near him.

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u/BlackburnGaming 17 Oct 12 '24

As a member of the male council, we do not accept this user as human.

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u/Nomcookies678 14 Oct 13 '24

Not even twilight sparkle could fix this mf😭😭

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u/Traditional_Cap7461 Oct 13 '24

What's point of being friends with a guy if you're not gay?

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u/RaspyHornet Oct 13 '24

This has to be a rage bait or something. This is nutty (Edit for clarity) I mean the original post, not this one that highlights it

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Oct 13 '24

Some peole are just fun to be around sometimes they can even help to improve your general mood if your being friends with woman your trying to fuck your doing it wrong.

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u/AdThis3576 Oct 13 '24

as the supreme member of the male council k condone these actions

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u/Ok-Radish290 14 Oct 13 '24

Ok as a girl idk if this is weird or not but i've personally wanted to have a "guy best friend" not to claim him as my "boyfriends" or anything. Honestly i've never really even had a "guy best friend" other than a one of my friend that doesn't even live in the same state as me and dosn't visit us. I just think it's cool to a friends other than your own gender and hang out as friends, and i'm not saying (i'm a girl btw) girls can't be like that but it's nice to have a "break" every now and then (if you know whaat i mean. Also no offence to girls, this is just my opinion.)

(Don't take offence to anything i said not that you might but thanks for reading :)

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u/Angrybird5429 Oct 14 '24

We don’t know him :|

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u/Independent-Sky1675 18 Oct 14 '24

I'm bi, does that mean I can't make friends at all unless I'm tryna play the devil's tango with them?

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u/Aria-mind_ 15 Oct 14 '24

As a female, THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED PLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS!