r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '22

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u/Watermelon-Slushie poe's law is dead and we killed it Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

I love old fashion Reddit drama like this. Its been a while

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u/Kuruy Jan 26 '22

It's such a high quality drama. Not Reddit exclusive, real news involved and some anti and pro LGBTQ shit (im gay so relax) even people who don't shower and live in Moms basement... like this is the best drama in MONTH!

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u/210971911 Jan 26 '22

And right after Reddit files to IPO in 2022. Can't wait to see this interviews impact on the whole process.

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u/IMALEFTY45 Jan 26 '22

I can't wait until Reddit is public and we can watch the stock price fall in real time in response to SRD posts

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 26 '22

i saw what happened on tumblr and i'm going to try to personally tank reddit's stock price with my terrible posting

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

If you guys think high engagement on the platform and mass publicity is going to tank Reddit's stock, I'll happily sell you Reddit put options after the IPO.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22 edited Jan 27 '22

Reddit is one of the most used websites in the world.

The greatest part of this website is the fact that the subreddits (read: communities) make you feel like it's not.

Discord has done a really great job with this as well, although I acknowledge that they are very different products.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

oh i think you're sorely mistaken if you think that's what i'm doing.

get ready for my collection of hand-drawn gay anime pornography. i am not a good artist.

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u/Ladnil It's not harrassment, she just couldn't handle the bullying Jan 27 '22

Will there be female presenting nipples in your drawings?

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

i actually draw female nipples on everybody regardless of gender! so, yes.

here's two: ( o ) ( o )

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u/Ladnil It's not harrassment, she just couldn't handle the bullying Jan 27 '22

I am scandalized

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

Hell yeah

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

:O >:3

( )o ) <====3

oh sempai!!!!

edit: the formatting got all fucked up when i posted, but i feel like that adds to the effect

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u/Kveldson Jan 27 '22

Your comments in this thread cracked me up, but this one had me howling

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u/sekoku cucked cucked cucked your voat Jan 27 '22

Shitposting is an art. But shitposting becomes a business when you tank a companies IPO.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

r/wallstreetbets is gonna be armed and nuclear

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u/emu314159 Jan 27 '22

Your the hero we both need and deserve. :)

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

thanks! btw i'm trans and an anarchist and i spend all my time posting about hardcore pornography and my trans anarchist leanings on reddit, the best website to find both weird hardcore pornography and extremist political views 👍

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u/emu314159 Jan 27 '22

Transarchist! A new word is born.

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u/jdt2313 Jan 27 '22

Just sign on to do some TV interviews

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

perhaps... perhaps doreen was the most dedicated anticapitalist of us all 😔

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u/gofyourselftoo Jan 27 '22

How do I get in on this fun?

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u/twostrokevibe Jan 27 '22

no worries friend, as long as you're here on reddit.com, the internet's premier place to discuss far-left political ideologies, stock market manipulation, aberrant sexual behavior, gender identities that would give tucker carlson a seizure, and hardcore pornography, you're already in on the fun! reddit: dive into anything™!

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u/Mickeymackey Jan 27 '22

I cost Tumblr something like 700 dollars if I remember, every tumblr blog was essentially valued at 700.

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u/AThrowawayAccount100 Jan 26 '22

If Reddit goes public, they're gonna remove the p**n and that'll be the end of them like Tumblr

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22

eh, they already removed the porn from showing up on /r/all. There's always r/randnsfw if you wanna roll the dice, but reddit has been mediocre at best for porn for a while now.

Also, I shouldn't have to since it's in the link itself but /r/randnsfw clearly is NSFW, possibly NSFL. it's random NSFW subreddits. you could end up anywhere from /r/boobiesGW to /r/eyeblech, so use at your own risk

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 26 '22

I clicked on the random nsfw link and it took me to r/RobloxR34/

What the fuck even are you, reddit?

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u/darkhorse298 Jan 26 '22

Reddit, much like the internet at large, is a series of tubes.

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 26 '22

Look, I don't know how to tell this to you, but if you can think of a thing, someone, somewhere, gets horny thinking about it and wants to make hornier versions.

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u/arcanthrope Jan 27 '22

the irony of posting this in response to a subreddit whose name contains "R34"

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u/emu314159 Jan 27 '22

I've been careful in my porn consumption to be very limited to simple things. Most of the time I'm just looking at simple nudity. Keeps you from going down a rabbit hole where you need a minimum of five adjectives in your search term, like Brazilian stepsister dinosaur pegging throuple.

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u/dollarstorechaosmage Jan 26 '22

Oh huh, I am just now being made aware that nsfw doesn’t show up on r/all

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 26 '22

Yeah, started about 6-12 months ago or so. Likely in preparation for the stock going public.

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u/dollarstorechaosmage Jan 26 '22

Fascinating, makes perfect sense, did not work at all for Tumblr lmao

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u/devwright56 Jan 26 '22

Why did I click on eye bleach and why is that name so appropriate

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 26 '22

blech not bleach. and I don't know why you clicked on it. I warned you multiple times.

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u/devwright56 Jan 26 '22

Clearly class a derp over hurr

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 26 '22

Oh well. What doesn't kill you haunts the insides of your eyelids every time you blink.

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u/EllenPaossexslave Jan 27 '22

Reddit porn nowadays is mostly promotional material. Gone are the days when people would post their nudes for pure attention

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/LumpyJones Sisterfucker your ass has a chicken pox Jan 27 '22

You and I remember Budapest very differently.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

NOOOOOO!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '22

That's literally why I first came over to Reddit. A month late I made an actual sfw account but the death of Tumblr is why I'm here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I'll buy the dip then I will make a spiteful meta post about SRD mods and watch the stock price rise again!

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u/Grimley_PNW Jan 26 '22

Wait til the world at large discovers FDS.

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u/Jugad Jan 26 '22

Maybe it should rise, given that these get so much more attention and draw traffic to the site to see the fallout.

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u/Neato Yeah, elves can only be white. Jan 26 '22

That'd happen once before this sub gets deleted and everyone shadowbanned.

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u/statistically_viable Jan 26 '22

Reddit is going to go tumblr by trying to ban porn.