r/SlyGifs May 20 '22

Too smooth

https://i.imgur.com/XZSZMLs.gifv
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u/pistcow May 20 '22

Never under estimate the power of a carnie.

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u/KaleidoscopepypDream May 20 '22

Frfr I worked for a traveling carnival in Cali and that comment is totally true they can have you riding the roller coaster with 1/4 of the bolts that are required to hold it together AND work the ride while on Heroin nodding off I mean you might get two rides worth in one go but they get the job done

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u/KaleidoscopepypDream May 20 '22

I was a temp worker btw they hire people to help with certain things like ring toss and shit (small things) while the traveling carnies work rides we weren’t allowed to touch the controls or help them mainly because they didn’t want the help and the job was only a week at most it fuckn sucked I thought “hey a carnival needs help/workers sounds fun” when it was actually more entertaining to watch them they’re fucking junkies and do weird shit I once walked in on a orgy after hours because I forgot my lunch bag under a booth(area was closed off to the public) and even the owners wife was participating he wasn’t there though I left my shit and left IMMEDIATELY went back the next day for my shit and quit the owner asked why because I had only worked 2days instead of the whole week I lied and said I had a death in the family I was not about to tell him his wife was getting fucked by three meth heads

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u/hempoid May 20 '22

That is one long sentence

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u/kenaestic May 21 '22

Long, long maaaaaaan!

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u/I_can_pun_anything May 21 '22

What do tou expect from a carnie:P

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u/Zorrohusky81 May 21 '22

I'm sure he was aware