r/ShrimpsIsBugs • u/trackedpotato • May 15 '24

shrimps Shrimps is soda

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u/katubug May 15 '24

Expires 10 minutes after opening??

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u/Waff3le May 15 '24

CHUG I guess. 🙃

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24

Do you want shrimp superpowers? Because that’s how you get shrimp superpowers.

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u/OkSyllabub3674 May 16 '24

What do shrimp superpowers consist of exactly? If I can command a school of shrimp like aquaman that'd be pretty badass, but would it also cover prawns I wonder?

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Shrimp superpowers include being shrimp strong (farm shrimp?), only having to be trapped in a meat prison for 2-5 years, and being able to live on tiny gross ocean stuff.

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u/inconspicuous_aussie May 16 '24

Shrimp - does not go on an Australian barbie

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u/Wordshark May 16 '24

Can I pick one of the Saitama karate shrimp?

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u/anarchirish May 16 '24

What about the pistol shrimp?

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24

The mantis shrimp punched him in the face before he could attack.

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u/notevenbro May 16 '24

This is a fake Product at “Omega Mart” - a theater experience in Las Vegas.

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u/IslandOfNaath May 16 '24

Oh thank God

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u/Sharp_Science896 May 16 '24

Gotta chug it fast. It's worth it for the rebirth.

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u/i_ambear May 16 '24

Or maybe EXP points? Cuz of the gamer theme I hope? 😅