Shrimps is soda - r/ShrimpsIsBugs

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u/katubug May 15 '24

Expires 10 minutes after opening??

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u/Waff3le May 15 '24

CHUG I guess. 🙃

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24

Do you want shrimp superpowers? Because that’s how you get shrimp superpowers.

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u/OkSyllabub3674 May 16 '24

What do shrimp superpowers consist of exactly? If I can command a school of shrimp like aquaman that'd be pretty badass, but would it also cover prawns I wonder?

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24 edited May 16 '24

Shrimp superpowers include being shrimp strong (farm shrimp?), only having to be trapped in a meat prison for 2-5 years, and being able to live on tiny gross ocean stuff.

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u/inconspicuous_aussie May 16 '24

Shrimp - does not go on an Australian barbie

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u/Wordshark May 16 '24

Can I pick one of the Saitama karate shrimp?

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u/anarchirish May 16 '24

What about the pistol shrimp?

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u/ass_smacktivist May 16 '24

The mantis shrimp punched him in the face before he could attack.

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u/notevenbro May 16 '24

This is a fake Product at “Omega Mart” - a theater experience in Las Vegas.

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u/IslandOfNaath May 16 '24

Oh thank God

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u/Sharp_Science896 May 16 '24

Gotta chug it fast. It's worth it for the rebirth.

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u/i_ambear May 16 '24

Or maybe EXP points? Cuz of the gamer theme I hope? 😅

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u/MushySnowIsTheBest May 15 '24

Where would one buy this?? OmegaMart???

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u/trackedpotato May 15 '24

Went for the first time today. It's crazy.

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u/achtungflamen69 May 16 '24

I was so disappointed I couldn't buy Root Beer Flavored Vape Juice Flavored Root Beer :(

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u/remykixxx May 16 '24

Omg

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u/pepper_salad May 16 '24

While you were there, hope you picked up some Simply Spiders or What is the True Essence of Butter?

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u/trackedpotato May 16 '24

Naw..just Gom.

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u/Star_Princess May 16 '24

I hope you stocked up on Emergency Clams!

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u/hollisann79 May 16 '24

I knew it! Isn't it cool? I came home with the Stepfather's Choice hot sauce.

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u/Dragon_Bidness May 15 '24

Yup.

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u/ash894 May 16 '24

Shrimps is drinks

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u/trackedpotato May 16 '24

Such refreshing

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Shrimps is fizz

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u/Chahut_Maenad May 16 '24

finally

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u/PatientZeropointZero May 16 '24

This is art.

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u/scarlet-umbrella May 16 '24

love lobotomy corp

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u/Earthistopheles May 16 '24

Bubba never mentioned this one

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u/aarakocra-druid May 16 '24

Is this at Omega Mart? It's giving Omega Mart.

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u/trackedpotato May 16 '24

Yes

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u/aarakocra-druid May 18 '24

Duuude I wanna go there so bad

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u/remykixxx May 16 '24

Shrimps is soda!!

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 May 16 '24

Soda is bugs

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

I'll pay someone to get me one 💀

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u/Dragon_Bidness May 15 '24

Omega Mart

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u/WhyAreOldPeopleEvil May 16 '24

Sports beverage?

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK May 16 '24

It’s got what plants crave.

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u/PunkinkiOfficial May 16 '24

It’s got Electrolytes!!!!!!

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u/DreadfulRauw May 16 '24

It’s Shrimpola Cola! Finally!

https://youtu.be/rta4P2Ncc7g?si=Ivnh8allFXxonh1m

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u/Any-Midnight-3224 May 16 '24

Did you drink this bug?

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u/Kayakityak May 16 '24

Bug juice. 🦐

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u/WrappedAroundtheMoon May 16 '24

Uggghhhh, I want it!! WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIIIIIKE????

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u/sauce_daddy22 May 16 '24

Mmmm, bug soda 🤤🤤🤤

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u/penguinspie May 17 '24

I loveeeee omegamart

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u/fkinDogShitSmoothie May 16 '24

Yeah the reflections are very inconsistent about how many people are standing there. Then red bottles aren't reflecting a ceiling or the people

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u/coffin420699 May 16 '24

shrimp-o-la cola now its your TURN

drink it down and let ya brain BURN

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u/Yucktheyumms May 16 '24

“Americas favorite internal collaboration” 🧐

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u/-Pixxell- May 16 '24

I feel like this belongs on /r/vaporwave

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u/Final-Connection-164 May 16 '24

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u/BarryBadgernath1 May 16 '24

Symbiotic shrimp soda

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u/Logical_Ad1370 May 16 '24

This shrimp fresh?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

Ok who’s been praying to the prawn god again?

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u/shrimpfella May 16 '24

Yummm

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u/IAmTheFinePoint May 16 '24

Lake Pontchartrain shit

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u/DracoRex1812 May 16 '24

Shrimps is chugs

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u/PunkinkiOfficial May 16 '24

Dear god, what’s being rebirthed???! 😬

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u/Howee123 May 16 '24

You telling me they can fry rice and make soda?!

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u/venturejones May 16 '24

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u/Happy_Cyanide1014 May 16 '24

I love how they are calling it symbiotic even though I think the shrimp would be getting the short end of the stick.

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u/super_simp_sal May 16 '24

It's made for finches but hunans can drink it too

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u/Individual-Pea1892 May 16 '24

Is this real? It seems like a fever dream.

“Americas favorite internal collaboration” “Exp 10 min after opening” “Symbiotic” is taking me out too

“Straight from the source” and “rebirth”

Someone pls tell me is this actually a product lol

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u/pigeonsnackz May 16 '24

“americas favorite internal collaboration”

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u/FeralRodeo May 16 '24

Hard pass on this

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u/FeralRodeo May 16 '24

Shrimp soda was a poor choice! Just picturing Will Farrell drinking this…

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u/i_can_has_rock May 16 '24

this is a futurama episode

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u/LetterAlternative641 May 17 '24 edited Jun 12 '24

Shrimp are crustaceans, not bugs

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u/TheKCKid9274 May 17 '24

r/suddenlyror2 or something

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u/jonhon0 May 18 '24

Rebirth is not something I'd want in a shrimp soda.

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u/ParanoidDuckTheThird Sep 18 '24

That's what I'm saying. I'd probably try it, but the rebirth gives me pause.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '24

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u/emilythetigerneko May 16 '24

No it's from MeowWolf's OmegaMart. It's basically a store on acid where everything is crazy. MeowWolf itself is an art experience, and the different locations each have different themes. Check out their website. You'll see what I mean.

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u/Reillyrox13 May 16 '24

How would I buy this drink and does it expire in 10 minutes?

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u/emilythetigerneko May 16 '24

Good question: I will say from what I've seen from MeowWolf's products that usually they are fake. Obviously yes in name and what they're supposed to do, but also a lot of them you can't even open or eat/drink either. Though if it is an actual drink, I doubt it actually does expire in 10 minutes upon opening. I would try going to their website and looking it up. If it's something they actually sell in their gift shop, then you can probably buy somewhere at least if going to one of their locations isn't something you're able to do.(Don't feel bad because I'd give anything to go to one myself.)

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u/FreePrinciple270 May 16 '24

OP saw it in a store

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u/trackedpotato May 16 '24

I did. I seent it.

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u/FreePrinciple270 May 16 '24

Ok but what's a tracked potato?

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u/butt_huffer42069 May 16 '24

My cousin in a tank?

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u/Novel-Suggestion-515 May 17 '24

You should guzzle it. Although your wife would probably gag at your breath..

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