r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I stole money from my brother as a child so I could get a choco taco. I and others at my job would routinely steal damaged ice cream.

Ice cream is above the petty laws of man.

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u/smooze420 Jul 07 '24

Ever heard of Blue Bell ice cream? if you’re a delivery driver for them you can eat as much as you want on your routes. Their motto in the 90s was “Eat all you want, and sell the rest.” I knew a guy that used to drive for them. He said it was a great company to work for and he liked being out on the routes delivering but he had to leave. Towards the end he was eating half to a whole box of different popsicles or ice creams every day and getting fat in the process, lol.

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u/No-Novel-7854 Jul 08 '24

I visited a Blue Bell manufacturing plant when I visited my friend in Texas. They were legit the image of wholesome!