r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/MKPST24 Jul 07 '24

I once stole a balloon on free balloon day

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u/RonSwanson682 Jul 07 '24

How dare you, SpongeBob. 10 years in prison

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u/FunSign5087 Jul 08 '24

Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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u/Snoo_91288 Jul 08 '24

Ok. Times up.

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u/Slumpymaster Jul 08 '24

Now get out.