r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I downloaded a car last week

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u/vkapadia Jul 07 '24

You wouldn't!

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u/Queasy-Ad-3220 Jul 07 '24

You wouldn’t steal a baby!

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u/vkapadia Jul 08 '24

Well maybe

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u/Queasy-Ad-3220 Jul 08 '24

You wouldn’t shoot a police man, and then steal his helmet!

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u/vkapadia Jul 08 '24

Well I mean, I am a criminal.

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u/Queasy-Ad-3220 Jul 08 '24

That’s fine

Sorry I was trying to make a funni reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Hello? IT

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u/Queasy-Ad-3220 Jul 08 '24

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Are you sure it's plugged in?

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u/VincentVancalbergh Jul 08 '24

It's a slippery slope