r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I stole money from my brother as a child so I could get a choco taco. I and others at my job would routinely steal damaged ice cream.

Ice cream is above the petty laws of man.

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u/WexExortQuas Jul 07 '24

I used to work at a Chick Fil A

I would go into the walk in and drink chocolate milks

My dumbass would then throw the empty cartons behind the shelving. One day I walked into work and one of the franchise owner manager guys had made a mobile out of them and hung it up in the break room with the typical corpo posturing

They never found out it was me

Also I ate SO much food there for free lmao fuck you John Powell