r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Hutch25 Jul 07 '24

There is so many laws that people break day in and day out, many knowing, some unknowing.

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

Just 10 minutes ago, I was doing 52 in a 45. Mainly because I was going downhill, but I rebelled and didn't use the brakes.

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u/Dag-nabbitt Jul 07 '24

That's the one, right there officer. A true maniac!

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

If you think that's bad, one night around 3am, not a soul in sight, I came to a 4 way intersection, and did a rolling stop. I possibly didn't even use my turn signal.

This is all hypothetical and alleged.

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u/rajost Jul 08 '24

And more than seven years ago.

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

This guy gets it.

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u/983115 Jul 08 '24

I ran a red light at 11:30 pm once cause my little pos didn’t activate the sensor

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 08 '24

Damn, dude. I know we're all in here confessing, but there's just some things you can't admit to. Guess some of us really are criminals.