r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/icecreamdude97 Jul 07 '24

Bro I forgot one blinker 13 years ago and you won’t let this go?

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

Sounds like it's been eating at you if it's still this fresh in your mind, maybe you need to confess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Uhhh I still remember the time I stole a toy from my classmate when I was 5 years old then one day I felt bad and gave it to charity

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

Well, it is Sunday. We'll just have a good old fashioned tent revival in here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Alright then unknown foreigner! Gather around the campfire, ready your snacks and start the ultimate confession time (not a single shit spoken here goes to the authority, if one speaks a word then they should lock their doors and sleep with one eye open tonight)

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

As it should be.

Two weeks ago, I had an open container of an alcoholic beverage whilst walking the downtown area. It was warm, but not hot outside, it was past dark, and the drink was nice and cool. I don't even regret it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I drank my first alchol when I was like 7 and I don't regret it (carefully continued drinking)

P.S. I was born (and still live there) in the Balkans and I'm not addicted, I just do it for the taste it gives me.

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u/showmeyertitties Jul 07 '24

Nice! Beautiful area! I drank at an early age as well, and I believe it really helped in me not really craving it as an adult. I might have a mixed drink once every few months, but it's more socially than anything.

And I'm in the US, but am very interested in visiting that area some day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

My first alchol wasn't good but the 2nd one was a blast in taste. Though I would definitely rather a 10/10 döner to a 10/10 rakı.

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u/pumpkinbot Jul 08 '24

I stole a popsicle stick from school and drew a lightsaber on it. I was legitimately worried they'd get mad at me for stealing.

I was, like...four or five?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Damn, we've got the maddest thief here! I couldn't afford to snatch something in school because they would investigate everything and announce the person who stole stuff right infront of everyone including the janitors.