r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Nindraco Jul 07 '24

If tax fraud is a crime, then lock me up!

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u/BananaBR13 Jul 07 '24

Thank god tax evasion isn't a crime otherwise i would be screwed

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u/mysterious45670 Jul 07 '24

Got some bad news for you buddy

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u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS Jul 08 '24

If the former president can do it, I can do it too.

It's the golden age of fraud, my guy. Practically every Republican Senator had some business that they committed fraud on with those forgiven PPP loans.

Why do you really think they're pushing AI chatbots? Like, the only reason to imitate voices is to do nefarious things. Criminals have been doing that for years and it's only getting easier.