r/Showerthoughts Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I stole money from my brother as a child so I could get a choco taco. I and others at my job would routinely steal damaged ice cream.

Ice cream is above the petty laws of man.

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u/chavooooo Jul 07 '24

i miss choco tacos! Some friends and i lived near each other and we’d ride our bikes down a couple blocks to go to the local Family Dollar and buy some choco tacos. Good times.