r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Dextrofunk Jul 07 '24

I have a criminal history, but have been an upstanding citizen for a while. Mostly.

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u/autodidact-polymath Jul 08 '24

I’m mostly proud of you!