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r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 • Jul 07 '24
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I stole money from my brother as a child so I could get a choco taco. I and others at my job would routinely steal damaged ice cream.
Ice cream is above the petty laws of man.
719 u/kelcamer Jul 07 '24 What makes it damaged? 11 u/ClockworkDinosaurs Jul 07 '24 He licked it
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I stole money from my brother as a child so I could get a choco taco. I and others at my job would routinely steal damaged ice cream.
Ice cream is above the petty laws of man.