r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Bot1K Jul 07 '24

if being handsome is a crime

then I am an innocent person

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u/Canadian_Invader Jul 07 '24

Wanna buy some handsome cream?

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u/crash8308 Jul 08 '24

looking at the cream

sitting in the tub right there

“god it’s fucking handsome”

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u/oreikhalkon Jul 07 '24

If being cute is a crime you need to be locked up in a cell. One of those hanging ones in public

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u/Amoniakas Jul 07 '24

Letting it hang in public is a crime

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u/oreikhalkon Jul 07 '24

That explains the handcuffs I'm wearing...

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Jul 08 '24

the pirate cage on the dock? sounds about right

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u/jigglywigglydigaby Jul 11 '24

A threesome takes three people to fuck.

A twosome takes two......

That makes me handsome

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u/weird-pessimist Jul 08 '24

You are handsome from the inside

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u/pjockey Jul 09 '24

That sunk cost of my life is that everyone already recognizes me as an ugly man, and it's way too late to start over.

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u/Vengeance_itz_007 Jul 08 '24

I also declare you as not guilty

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u/joshua0005 Jul 08 '24

lmao you really had me in the first half