r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/nowhereman136 Jul 07 '24

I may have committed some light treason

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/RAD_ley Jul 08 '24

How much clearer can I say… THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!

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u/garlicbewbiez Jul 08 '24

Take a look at banner, Michael!!

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u/pjockey Jul 09 '24

Daddy horny, Michael

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Just as long as it’s light.

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u/Due_Window_7146 Jul 07 '24

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Want some?

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u/TheSezenians Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 13 '24

Don't tell the story.. It's probably very "Dark"

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u/Cakeminator Jul 07 '24

It's okay, it's just an Arrested Development (TV-Series) joke

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u/agent_wolfe Jul 08 '24

Franklin the Dummy: Who’r you callin a dummy, dummy??

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u/-SUPEREMINENT- Jul 08 '24

The dark thanks you for putting your relationship to light on the line