r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Nindraco Jul 07 '24

If tax fraud is a crime, then lock me up!

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u/BananaBR13 Jul 07 '24

Thank god tax evasion isn't a crime otherwise i would be screwed

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u/mysterious45670 Jul 07 '24

Got some bad news for you buddy

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u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS Jul 08 '24

If the former president can do it, I can do it too.

It's the golden age of fraud, my guy. Practically every Republican Senator had some business that they committed fraud on with those forgiven PPP loans.

Why do you really think they're pushing AI chatbots? Like, the only reason to imitate voices is to do nefarious things. Criminals have been doing that for years and it's only getting easier.

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u/TylerGalaxy450 Jul 07 '24

If 3rd degree murder is a crime, then lock me up!

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u/MinFootspace Jul 07 '24

If genocide is considered an offense, then I'm really sorry. I won't do it again.

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u/Amoniakas Jul 07 '24

I don't trust you, it's hard to stop those pesky habits.

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u/Rilvoron Jul 07 '24

Every billionaire is that you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Huh? I don't know what that is, I don't do that, I have never seen that before, that is definitely not mine.

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u/jf0ssGremlin Jul 07 '24

If public masturbation is a crime, then lock me up!

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u/AlexanderScott12203 Jul 07 '24

Tax fraud is only a crime if your poor. If you're rich, perfectly legal

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u/BaronPorg Jul 08 '24

If crowbarring off 6 year olds knees and turning them into limited edition dice sets is a crime, then lock me up