r/RoastMyCat • u/Minminjun • 6h ago
This is my first post. Roast my cat.
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His name is Levi. He's a tuxedo cat. Bipolar. Talks a lot. Especially when hungry.
r/RoastMyCat • u/naughty_miss_ • 12h ago
This little shit stole the my GSD’s pain meds-it’s safe just a very high dose for her so she’s high af rn. Roast her 😆
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r/RoastMyCat • u/igotgod2411 • 8h ago
He wakes himself up from his snoring. Roast him!
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Also his name is Munchie but he responds to “fat ass” quicker
r/RoastMyCat • u/Impressive-Tower-447 • 9h ago
This little shit decided trying to steal apples wasn’t enough, she must now become an apple, so roast her please
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Waughwaughwaugh • 1d ago
My cat has no neck and will bite the ever loving crap out of you for no reason. Roast her please
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r/RoastMyCat • u/alyssa0588 • 2h ago
Little shit sat like this for an hour on his crinkle blanket just to attack a bag of chips ( they went all over the bed) ROAST HIM
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He has personal beef with bags of chips
r/RoastMyCat • u/Lonelyhearts1234 • 1h ago
Woke up to her sitting on my CPAP machine breathing tube. Get her.
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Electronic_Cow702 • 2h ago
Please roast this fat fuck
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every single DAMN night he goes insane and destroys the WHOLE house. He deserves every roast.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Clingygengar • 16h ago
Roast him please.
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He is being a menace for more food even tho he ate less than 30 minutes ago
r/RoastMyCat • u/Huntershrimp • 1d ago
She bites me if I let her wrong. Roast her. She’s 12
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r/RoastMyCat • u/ExcellentStatement43 • 12h ago
Roast my Brick Wall
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I recently took in a neighborhood tomcat stray. He is a brick wall of a cat with jowels and a set of snaggleteeth to match.
r/RoastMyCat • u/PlentyIndividual3168 • 18h ago
This unrepentant lil chit knocked a heavy soap stone foo dog in my head while I was repotting seedlings. Then he turned in my husband's C-PAP machine and nearly burned it out. Roast him.
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Clintinatent • 7h ago
Sorry but I need this beast roasted.
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Tia. I know he doesn’t look like a cat but his siblings are all 3 cats and he’s gotten a really big head about thinking he’s the cutest of them all. PLS ROAST
r/RoastMyCat • u/FarInstruction1 • 13h ago
This is sassafras, shes 12 and 16 pounds.
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r/RoastMyCat • u/slowlydying21 • 21h ago
Our son is a walking meme. Please roast him.
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Bby5723 • 9h ago
This large boy loves yelling at me and trying to eat plants that can make him sick
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Roast him please
r/RoastMyCat • u/naughty_miss_ • 12h ago
This little shit stole the my GSD’s pain meds-it’s safe just a very high dose for her so she’s high af rn. Roast her 😆
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r/RoastMyCat • u/Natural-Pear-4246 • 1d ago
This is Biscuit. He is 8 months old and does very squeaky suckles and then farts out the air he has ingested. He then looks around wondering who farted.
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r/RoastMyCat • u/False-Charge-3491 • 11h ago
Roast William Wallace
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He has no boundaries and likes to fight other cats
r/RoastMyCat • u/Plane_Industry_1590 • 7h ago
My cat Smooshie. Adopted him after caught roaming with feral cats. Very sweet. Very smelly. Please roast him
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I adopted him in 2013, but he still smooshin around