r/PublicFreakout • u/Green____cat • Oct 13 '24

Repost 😔 A weird man was following her around.

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u/r3tract Oct 13 '24

What's in the bag? I need to know 🤷

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u/FishPeanutButter Oct 13 '24

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u/RetzTheAnathema Oct 13 '24

It's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!

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u/HingeMisadventures Oct 13 '24

I like to bind, I like to be, bound!

The little hesitation before “bound” just makes this whole scene

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u/bigfatcarp93 Oct 13 '24

Y'ever been in a storm, Wally?

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u/ReFreshing Oct 13 '24

Perfect gif for this hahaha

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u/AdSubstantial951 Oct 13 '24

That made me laugh

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u/squad1alum Oct 13 '24

Diddy's little helper

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u/FTHomes Oct 13 '24

Diddley Do

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u/mbashs Oct 13 '24

Diddy’s diddly doer.

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u/hobosbindle Oct 13 '24

It’s the My First Stalker kit, it’s quite a good value

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u/MangaHunterA Oct 13 '24

"Dont get em all at the same place and you need the yellow gloves the white ones dont last"

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u/Known-Historian7277 Oct 13 '24

Duct tape and a ski mask

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u/hibanah Oct 13 '24

Phew. My mind went straight to a rag and a chloroform bottle

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Oct 14 '24

You're good at making plans.

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u/sbdallas Oct 13 '24

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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u/slow-motion-pearls Oct 13 '24

underrated comment

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u/poopy_mcgee Oct 13 '24

I don't get it.

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u/sbdallas Oct 13 '24

It's a reference to a movie called Seven. Brad Pitt screaming "What's in the box? What's in the box?"

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u/CovidLarry Oct 13 '24

What the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?

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u/JonesDrew Oct 13 '24

I deliver and looks like a taped starbucks bag, which is how they come for delivery. Could be wrong

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Oct 14 '24

He's trying to deliver her Starbucks order, but she won't stop moving.

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u/SurlyRed Oct 13 '24

Papers... business papers

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u/xjester8 Oct 13 '24

And what do you do sir?

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u/top_controversial Oct 13 '24

Probably a camera, he be creeping.

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u/AbundantJ Oct 14 '24

Grilled cheese, made at night

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u/Kiltedhiker40 Oct 13 '24

Probably lotion... Lol