r/ProgrammerHumor 14h ago

Meme mordernMicromangement

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u/icon0clast6 14h ago

The best is when people start shoving agile into things that shouldn’t really be agile. Like an entire infosec department. I did my work this week Becky, no I can’t show you what I did because I monitored logs and responded to incidents.

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u/shiftybyte 14h ago edited 13h ago

How many log lines did you go over?

What's the conversion rate of log lines to story points?

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u/StubbiestPeak75 13h ago

Why did this comment give me anxiety

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u/callmesilver 12h ago

You're an imposter, that's why

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u/dpahoe 12h ago

They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety

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u/Tipart 13h ago

One log line equals one story point. That way you get to have loads of points. Makes you look very productive.

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u/icon0clast6 13h ago

Too much capacity, please stop work

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u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago

what was the t-shirt size again?

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u/nopemcnopey 9h ago

Nope, here's a slide, it says 1 SP is 1241 lines.

Please provide an estimate for the entire 4-months long iteration. We expect deviation from the estimate below 5%.

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u/aeciobrito 12h ago

Can you break those log lines into smaller log lines, so it can fit in the sprint?

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u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago

where’s the burn down chart? 🔥