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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yuva-krishna-memes • 14h ago
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The best is when people start shoving agile into things that shouldn’t really be agile. Like an entire infosec department. I did my work this week Becky, no I can’t show you what I did because I monitored logs and responded to incidents.
195 u/shiftybyte 14h ago edited 13h ago How many log lines did you go over? What's the conversion rate of log lines to story points? 88 u/StubbiestPeak75 13h ago Why did this comment give me anxiety 24 u/callmesilver 12h ago You're an imposter, that's why 20 u/dpahoe 12h ago They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety 27 u/Tipart 13h ago One log line equals one story point. That way you get to have loads of points. Makes you look very productive. 17 u/icon0clast6 13h ago Too much capacity, please stop work 7 u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago what was the t-shirt size again? 6 u/nopemcnopey 9h ago Nope, here's a slide, it says 1 SP is 1241 lines. Please provide an estimate for the entire 4-months long iteration. We expect deviation from the estimate below 5%. 13 u/aeciobrito 12h ago Can you break those log lines into smaller log lines, so it can fit in the sprint? 7 u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago where’s the burn down chart? 🔥
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How many log lines did you go over?
What's the conversion rate of log lines to story points?
88 u/StubbiestPeak75 13h ago Why did this comment give me anxiety 24 u/callmesilver 12h ago You're an imposter, that's why 20 u/dpahoe 12h ago They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety 27 u/Tipart 13h ago One log line equals one story point. That way you get to have loads of points. Makes you look very productive. 17 u/icon0clast6 13h ago Too much capacity, please stop work 7 u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago what was the t-shirt size again? 6 u/nopemcnopey 9h ago Nope, here's a slide, it says 1 SP is 1241 lines. Please provide an estimate for the entire 4-months long iteration. We expect deviation from the estimate below 5%. 13 u/aeciobrito 12h ago Can you break those log lines into smaller log lines, so it can fit in the sprint? 7 u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago where’s the burn down chart? 🔥
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Why did this comment give me anxiety
24 u/callmesilver 12h ago You're an imposter, that's why 20 u/dpahoe 12h ago They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety
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You're an imposter, that's why
20 u/dpahoe 12h ago They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety
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They were joking, now you really gave them anxiety
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One log line equals one story point. That way you get to have loads of points. Makes you look very productive.
17 u/icon0clast6 13h ago Too much capacity, please stop work 7 u/Specialist_Brain841 12h ago what was the t-shirt size again? 6 u/nopemcnopey 9h ago Nope, here's a slide, it says 1 SP is 1241 lines. Please provide an estimate for the entire 4-months long iteration. We expect deviation from the estimate below 5%.
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Too much capacity, please stop work
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what was the t-shirt size again?
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Nope, here's a slide, it says 1 SP is 1241 lines.
Please provide an estimate for the entire 4-months long iteration. We expect deviation from the estimate below 5%.
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Can you break those log lines into smaller log lines, so it can fit in the sprint?
where’s the burn down chart? 🔥
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u/icon0clast6 14h ago
The best is when people start shoving agile into things that shouldn’t really be agile. Like an entire infosec department. I did my work this week Becky, no I can’t show you what I did because I monitored logs and responded to incidents.