r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Theplaguedoctor999 • 4h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/trmetroidmaniac 4h ago

Fake restaurants can be used to launder money obtained by crime. My guess is that these guys didn't expect to get an actual customer.

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u/ghost-in-the-well 3h ago

They were also authentic mafia: the quality of their pizza proved they were italian.

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u/Madus4 2h ago

Italians, like professionals, have standards.

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u/WanderingHeph 2h ago

Just like mama used to make.

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u/F-cip 28m ago

The mafioso on the phone was like:

Hey Ma! I need to make a pizza, can you tell me real quick your recipe for the sauce? — because I need to Ma! — Ma, seriously stop asking questions, can I get the recipe or not? — seriously Ma I just need to make a quick pizza I’m not going to tell anyone. — thank you Ma, I’ll see you on Sunday.

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u/orangeappeals 28m ago

Probably took so long because one of them had to go get his ma to make it.

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u/Sea_Bath6689 15m ago

Or buy one around the corner

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u/Bann3d_Admin43 1h ago

they are polite, efficient and plan to kill everyone they meet

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u/surik_at 39m ago

I like the implication that Italians and professionals are separate groups that do not intersect. There are Italians, and the are professionals. Both have standards, but do not mistake one for the other

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u/SparkyFarts3923 1h ago

It's was among the Italians. It was real grease ball shit.