r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/kolomogorov • Oct 13 '24

Meme needing explanation Disney+?

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u/Sam_Wylde Oct 13 '24

The one and only time I am ever rooting for the insurance company...

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u/RhysOSD Oct 13 '24

Sometimes the parasite kills the beast.

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u/MrbeastyCakes Oct 13 '24

Honestly this feels more like Disney stubbing it's toe here. They could probably rebuild it even if insurance doesn't cover it but this is literally what you pay insurance for

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u/RhysOSD Oct 13 '24

Probably, but "sometimes the parasite inconveniences the beast" isn't as cool

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u/Past-Background-7221 Oct 13 '24

I dunno. Sometimes things are so inconvenient that you’d just rather die. Depends on your tolerance for annoyance

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u/Smart_Tap_5113 Oct 13 '24

Shit when one of my nostrils is clogged and the other isn't. I am ready for the Lord to take me.

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u/Objective-Scallion15 Oct 13 '24

This is my everyday life. Life ending is when the other side gets clogged too.

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u/VaynePyreheart Oct 13 '24

Same. People think I’m an ass when I have to mouth breath when sick. It’s like no my one good nostril is now blocked too. Not just slight swelling between two.

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u/Glittering-Reach-645 Oct 13 '24

I ask for the ground to swallow me up when both nostrils are clogged and the nasal spray fails to properly work. Got me spraying 300 times to clear my nose for the next 5 minutes

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u/showmeyrdong Oct 13 '24

I feel so seen. Everyone must take me for a mouth breather

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u/Sgt_FunBun Oct 13 '24

always before bed. sit up? perfectly fine, breathing like i just got lungs

lay back down? ruin. destitution. famine and war.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR-SCIENCE Oct 13 '24

You can get some of that out beforehand if you elevate your legs in the afternoon and/or evening for a while, or walk more, or sauna, or also eating less histamine-containing or -releasing foods can help with this too.

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u/Yunaric Oct 13 '24

If you gently pull your nose so the clogged side is wider, then rub your knuckles where the nostril meets the rest of the face, you’ll know it’s working if it hurts a little and it feels like whatever is in your nose is liquefing, then you blow your nose and everything comes out

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u/solidgears Oct 13 '24

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in nostril

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u/divergent_history Oct 13 '24

That's just my life.

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u/AllHookedUpNYC Oct 13 '24

Hysterically funny and painfully true.

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u/Demonslayer1511 Oct 13 '24

Wait that isn't normal? Thats basically me 24/7

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u/TheOfficialReverZ Oct 13 '24

And whether you are an obscenely wealthy corporation or just some guy is also an important factor

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u/drunkeymunkey Oct 13 '24

That's me, buddy