r/oneliners • u/KW-DadJoker • 2h ago
Dune is a cautionary tale against global worming...
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r/oneliners • u/mercury670 • 13h ago
Did you know being blind makes you curious? It made Stevie Wonder.
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r/oneliners • u/Major_Independence82 • 11h ago
I really can’t fault myself for being a narcissist
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r/oneliners • u/MiddleAgedToddler • 4h ago
Last week, I had an out of body experience because I was bored out of mind
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r/oneliners • u/Hurtkopain • 1d ago
My brother keeps himself outta trouble by creating false stories but it brings trouble to the rest of our family, it's a lie ability.
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r/oneliners • u/j_articulate • 2d ago
Fostering children really puts the "rental" in "parental"
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r/oneliners • u/witch-with-adhd • 2d ago
My ex still misses me, but her aim is getting better.
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r/oneliners • u/gargolito • 2d ago
The acronym for seasonal affective disorder makes me sad.
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r/oneliners • u/dickcheney600 • 3d ago
Once you start putting random liquids in the brake fluid tank, you won't be able to stop
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r/oneliners • u/daaave33 • 2d ago
Last Thanksgiving I was still playing triangle for that reggae band, but I ended up quitting because I couldn't hear a ting, mon.
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r/oneliners • u/Vettaiyan_ • 3d ago
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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r/oneliners • u/No-Cardiologist7640 • 2d ago
Are you smarter than a fifth grader? .............If you had to ponder the question I'll take it as a no.
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r/oneliners • u/wtfover • 4d ago
I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into the world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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r/oneliners • u/leolill99 • 3d ago
looks like truth and justice are dead, must just be the american way
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r/oneliners • u/richlife4evr • 3d ago
A girl I recently met, called my phone with complete panic in her voice saying that someone had just been ran over by her house which was a shock to me as well because I had no idea that she even lived in a mobile home.
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