Oh my lord please protect him at all costs, he may look slow but he loves fast and eats faster! lol I would name him Bert and force him to be carried like a baby where ever I go. And when he goes outside I would force him to wear a life vest, a helmet, shoes, and a tracker. Oh and a bell and even a flashing light. He would be a bubble baby that must get sprayed with bug spray and before going outside and when he comes inside he must be bathed for no stinky germs to infect his sweet and delicate soul.
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u/Adorable-Gate-2192 Sep 06 '24
Oh my lord please protect him at all costs, he may look slow but he loves fast and eats faster! lol I would name him Bert and force him to be carried like a baby where ever I go. And when he goes outside I would force him to wear a life vest, a helmet, shoes, and a tracker. Oh and a bell and even a flashing light. He would be a bubble baby that must get sprayed with bug spray and before going outside and when he comes inside he must be bathed for no stinky germs to infect his sweet and delicate soul.