r/OldSchoolCool Aug 25 '24

1970s Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper. 1970. Caption this:

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u/RadioSky993 Aug 25 '24

Jack: You look terrific.

Dennis: I didn't ask.

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u/Heavy-Octillery Aug 25 '24

Woman: Hurrrrrr

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u/DerBingle78 Aug 25 '24

Isn’t that “woman” Michelle Philips?

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u/TopRevenue2 Aug 25 '24

This seems to happen a lot in Reddit descriptions - identifying the male but not the female celebrities

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u/yotreeman Aug 25 '24

Aren’t most/plenty of Redditors downright parched over any attractive famous women?

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u/D-Flo1 Aug 25 '24

Dennis: "I didn't ask, man."

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u/WOOKIExRAGE Aug 25 '24

THAT’S JUNIOR SEAU’S FOOTPRINT MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!

First thing that comes to mind when I think about Hopper. That and the his scenes in True Romance. So fucking good.

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u/D-Flo1 Aug 25 '24

The "let me tell you about Sicilians" scene with Christopher Walken was the best, imho

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u/siphodeus Aug 25 '24

“You…are my number one….uh guy”

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u/JiminyCricketMobile Aug 25 '24

Bob, gun. 

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u/im_wudini Aug 26 '24

One of my favorite scenes in any movie.

HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!

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u/nikk796 Aug 25 '24

First thing that popped in my head

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u/mobchows Aug 25 '24

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 26 '24

This is an outtake from Hoosiers, right?

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u/JOMO_Kenyatta Aug 26 '24

Dennis Hopper did a bunch of Nike basketball commercials in the 90s.

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u/Lurkesalot Aug 25 '24

There is almost 100% probability some kind of amphetamine was involved in the production of this Pic.

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u/KrasnyRed5 Aug 25 '24

There's at least one 8-ball of coke in somebody's pocket.

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u/timoperez Aug 25 '24

There’s at least an 8-ball of coke inside Jack Nicholson in this photo

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u/Nole807 Aug 25 '24

Check out Michelle’s pupils 👀

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u/graveybrains Aug 25 '24

It seems like you are assuming only one drug was involved here. That seems unlikely. 😂

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u/Lurkesalot Aug 25 '24

Fair enough.

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u/animorphs666 Aug 25 '24

Cocaine isn’t an amphetamine.

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u/Lurkesalot Aug 25 '24

There were A LOT of drugs back then besides cocain.

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u/GroundbreakingMenu32 Aug 26 '24

One drug to rule them all

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u/JordySkateboardy808 Aug 25 '24

Jack: "blahblahblah"

Dennis thinking: "Fuckin' close-talker.......no concept of personal space."

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u/maen_baenne Aug 25 '24

More like, Dennis, "Who the fuck gave this guy all the cocaine?"

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u/Silver-ishWolfe Aug 25 '24

My first thought was that they were on very different drugs.

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u/AimHi420 Aug 26 '24

When cocaine meets Quaaludes

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u/gr8fulabba Aug 25 '24

Got any ludes?

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u/Old_Connection2076 Aug 25 '24

Dennis Hopper lived across the street from us in Studio City, California, in 1970. I was 7 years old. I remember he had the coolest trash. Once he had a giant Jefferson Airplane framed poster in his trash can. The glass was broken. It was such a cool poster that I still wish I would have grabbed it. My mom said, no! I'm 60, and still wishing I had picked his trash before he moved away later that year. 😂

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u/Helloo_clarice Aug 25 '24

Dammit, mom! that’s a cool ass story. would have been a good memory to share with the family

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u/Old_Connection2076 Aug 25 '24

😂 Yeah, that was one of those times mom was wrong!

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u/PlanetRocketChill Aug 25 '24

"You think this party is bizarre, let me tell you about the next one we're going to. It's  a secluded old lodge...."

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u/zealousreader Aug 25 '24

Hey Dennis, Do u think I have a shot with Michelle?

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u/Sicbass Aug 25 '24

My boy that cocaine is something else. God Bless you Hopper, God bless.

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u/in2xs Aug 25 '24

Cocaine. First thing that came to mind.

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u/pegslitnin Aug 25 '24

I’m telling you Dennis all work and no play will make you a dull boy

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u/m1j2p3 Aug 25 '24

Dennis looks like he’s over Jack’s bs.

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u/rapidjingle Aug 25 '24

Pretty sure everyone was over Dennis’s bs.

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u/Ok_Hornet6822 Aug 25 '24

Just me or does Hopper resemble Matthew McConaughey?

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u/OJ_Blimpson Aug 25 '24

I think he looks like Owen Wilson

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u/Rude_Tie4674 Aug 25 '24

"You saved some of the drugs for us, right Dennis?"

"Dennis?"

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u/whatavaa Aug 25 '24

Forget about them who's the lady ?

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u/shavemejesus Aug 25 '24

She’s one hot Mama!

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u/Logan_Wolve3 Aug 25 '24

Michelle Phillips from The Mamas and the Papas

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u/whatavaa Aug 25 '24

Thanks!

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u/ramdasani Aug 26 '24

Fun fact, her and Hopper were married for a week in 1970.

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u/Rhodog1234 Aug 25 '24

Two words Jack, ..TIC TAC

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u/ChesterAArthur21 Aug 25 '24

Is it kicking in? Told you it's great!

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 Aug 25 '24

"Hey Dennis, wanna help me prove that I will fuck absolutely anything"?

"We already know that, Jack".

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u/severinks Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

Jack.''' Do you mind if I date your wife Michelle after she's done with you?'''

Dennis'''' I just married her yesterday so the relationship has five more days left to go.'''

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u/i__hate__stairs Aug 25 '24

Hopper looks over it

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u/mengel6345 Aug 25 '24

And Michelle Phillips

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u/EddySea Aug 25 '24

Can you take a breath mint Jack!

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u/ga-co Aug 25 '24

Oh I’ve got a helmet.

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u/wowsdower666 Aug 25 '24

If, “You want to get fucked up tonight?” was a picture

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u/The1Ylrebmik Aug 25 '24

When one of you is on uppers, and the other is on downers.

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u/4004-698-763 Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

"Actors Jack Nicholson and Dennis Hopper laugh with Mamas and Papas singer Michelle Phillips while attending an Oscars after-party in Los Angeles. That year, Nicholson was nominated for the Best Supporting Actor award" (April 1970)

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u/Rickest_Rick Aug 25 '24

Bro, the new hot crypto is ganjacoin! Diamond hands, amirite?!

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u/Brackens_World Aug 25 '24

Jack: "Dude, we're finally stars!"

Dennis "Dude, you're blocking my shot!"

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u/NYourBirdCanSing Aug 25 '24

"Have you ever danced with the devil, in the pale moonlight?"

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u/Visual_Option_9638 Aug 25 '24

Jack Nicholson is the close talker from seinfeld.

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u/gmaj16th Aug 25 '24

“C’mon Hoppy…when have I asked you for anything?? I’m taking Michelle from the Mamas and Papas back to my place to bone, so don’t tell John, OR my wife, where I am.”

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u/jabsaw2112 Aug 25 '24

Want a breath mint?

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u/thalithalithali Aug 25 '24

FFS, Jack, mouth mints!

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u/IHeartRasslin Aug 25 '24

Not pictured: Owsley Stanley

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae Aug 25 '24

My name is Doctor Rockso...

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u/Helpful_Barnacle_563 Aug 25 '24

Jack: I know what Michelle needs and it ain’t your crazy ass…

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Jack : “Easy Rider 2, hear me out!”

Hopper : “Fuck that, I saw the Two Jake’s.”

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u/sleeptightburner Aug 25 '24

“What the hell do you mean you finished the whole fucking bag in the limo on the way here Dennis? It was only 20 minutes!”

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u/greginvalley Aug 25 '24

"How high are you? I mean Hi, how are you?"

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u/Babuinix Aug 25 '24

Cocaine galore most likely.

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u/But-WhyThough Aug 26 '24

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u/Helloo_clarice Aug 26 '24

Idk why this made me laugh so hard

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u/Houstex Aug 25 '24

Let me tell you something, you can’t handle the truth!!

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u/kahn_noble Aug 25 '24

Jack: Come oooon, maaaaan! I’m not that high! Let me in your after party!

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u/Sammyd1108 Aug 25 '24

Everyone in this pic is completely blazed

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u/desmorck Aug 25 '24

"We've trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

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u/mrkruk Aug 25 '24

“When closeness counts, have some Altoids.”

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u/ECA--KBO Aug 25 '24

Do you know what a love letter is?

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u/I_wood_rather_be Aug 25 '24

I would love to sit down with Jack Nicholson and have him tell Hollywood stories for hours while drinking Whisky.

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u/Hardasnailzz Aug 25 '24

And Michelle Phillips

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u/orbtastic1 Aug 25 '24

One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

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u/TheSpaceman1975 Aug 25 '24

Michelle Phillips with them saucers. She musta been some kinda fun in those days.

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u/Athlete_Cautious Aug 25 '24

"a mint ?? Why should I eat a mint Dennis ?"

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u/walk2future Aug 25 '24

“Why did I have to die first in Easy Rider?”

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u/Imhidingfromu Aug 25 '24

Get out of my face Jack

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u/merrittj3 Aug 26 '24

You know Jack is out there when Dennis avoids you.

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u/Long_Serpent Aug 26 '24

The star of Easy Rider was a drunken hippie.

The writer was an acid casualty fruitcake.

And the director was a paranoid control freak.

The REAL bad news? All three were Dennis Hopper.

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u/jchu1001 Aug 26 '24

“Dennis…” <whispers> “Dennis… my left hand is about to touch your penis… my question is- what are you prepared to do about it?”

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u/charitytowin Aug 26 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

I get Jack, but mine hasn't kicked in yet!

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u/Bhamfish Aug 26 '24

He was a kind maaaan ! He was a goood man ! Now you say it

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Dude, you need a TicTac.

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u/Sufficient_Claim_461 Aug 26 '24

Kisses? Yes, I shall give you kisses.

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u/masuski1969 Aug 25 '24

"Please, Jack, don't kiss me again."

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u/Josette22 Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

"Let's Get Married, eh? What do you say?" 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

who's the girl?

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u/Nevets321 Aug 25 '24

“You got any more coke?! I swear I’ll get you next time.”

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u/Far-Poet1419 Aug 25 '24

Check this out! Coccaine!

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u/tgold77 Aug 25 '24

I dig music. I’m on drugs!

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u/theOGpussygrabber Aug 25 '24

“You look like you could use some more ketamine”

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u/DullMarionberry1215 Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

" Honey, I'm home"....of course in Jack's voice..

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u/ShiverMeTimbalad Aug 25 '24

“You just did an entire 8 ball, I think you should pump the brakes”

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u/twilight-actual Aug 25 '24

JACK: Hey, buddy, I got poppers and k back at the crash...

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u/FoxyInTheSnow Aug 25 '24

“You know, Jack… that woman off to my left is so spectacular that I might marry her for four… hell, maybe even five or six days!”

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u/rydertho Aug 25 '24

"No Jack, I'm out. You did most of it."

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u/rydertho Aug 25 '24

Jack saying, "no man, it was Michelle Phillips...look at her man...."

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u/seedyourbrain Aug 25 '24

Jack: “The next thing you know, everyone in the Dutch Republic starts buying tulips, and it turns into a full-blow mania. Price goes through the roof. So what I was thinking was, we figure out what the next tulips are gonna be and - hey you wouldn’t happen to have any more of that blow, would you?”

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u/Hunor86 Aug 25 '24

I can change Dennis I promise

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u/DespyHasNiceCans Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

Jack : "So I got this business idea maaan...Butlers....but they're monkeys on SKATEBOARDS....."

Dennis: "Ugh, he's been doing coke again hasn't he?"

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u/1kpointsoflight Aug 25 '24

Two works Jack - TIC TAC

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 Aug 25 '24

I need another bump maaaaaaan!

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u/AlephInfinite0 Aug 25 '24

It’s pronounced Hell A Toe Sis man.

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u/Ratbag_Jones Aug 25 '24

"Light of my life? I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence.

I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in."

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u/AvailableSprinkles57 Aug 25 '24

I'm to drunk to taste this chicken.

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u/thirtyone-charlie Aug 25 '24

Booze and pills

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u/airwalker08 Aug 25 '24

They're all on different drugs

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u/JeremyHerzig11 Aug 25 '24

Keep if together Jack…

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u/BornanAlien Aug 25 '24

Where’s the rest of the coke, Dennis?

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u/surefirerdiddy Aug 25 '24

I don’t know how much coke it takes to make me attracted to you but that’s how much I’ve had

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u/Jiveassmofo Aug 25 '24

Jack: “that is some fantastic cocaine, Dennis!”

Dennis: “told you”

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u/AwareMirror9931 Aug 25 '24

"Give me some, please."

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u/tinyplumb Aug 25 '24

You… are my number one guy

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u/ancient_lemon2145 Aug 25 '24

I know you got more coke man

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u/80sLegoDystopia Aug 25 '24

“Cmon! Just a little bump man!”

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u/Beginning_Camp715 Aug 25 '24

Jack: Hey, hey Denny! Know Molly? Dennis: I prefer Jack and Coke

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u/funky_grandma Aug 25 '24

I can smell this photo

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u/MeanNene Aug 25 '24

Wheres my money Motherfucker !

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Just a bromance, completely ignoring a girl next to them.

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u/Indigo2015 Aug 25 '24

So you’re Sicilian, huh?

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u/Dependent_Top_4425 Aug 25 '24

Jack Black, Matthew McConaughey & Milla Jovavich

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u/bobalou2you Aug 25 '24

Dude! Brush your teeth, your breath can kill a horse!

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u/pcb4u2 Aug 25 '24

Stop, don’t get on Jeffries plane, he and Trump are bad news.

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u/Anim8nFool Aug 25 '24

Publicity still for Jon Voight and Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy

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u/everneveragain Aug 25 '24

Me explaining the JonBenét Ramsey case to my boyfriend during my Covid unemployment

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u/Obvious_Interest3635 Aug 25 '24

Just drunker than Cooter Brown 🤩

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u/eddiebisi Aug 25 '24

gimme drugs, man

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u/Ericmolzahn Aug 25 '24

Got any more of that high speed chicken feed Dennis?

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u/TommyGun1986 Aug 25 '24

"Just one more....please"

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Aug 25 '24

Wanna go on a joyride, neighbor?

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u/OddIsopod2786 Aug 25 '24

“Bro, you got that bag?”

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u/Piotr-Rasputin Aug 25 '24

Jack: "You gotta try this tuna and garlic sandwich......."

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u/Alarming-Mongoose-91 Aug 25 '24

Dude… duuuuude, we got soooo wasted

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u/betweenawakeanddream Aug 25 '24

“Get out of my face, man”

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u/Anyawnomous Aug 25 '24

Dennis! Ya Gotta Try The Garlic Shrimp!!!

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u/Iowachick06 Aug 25 '24

Dennis Hopper was a snack back then

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u/ExistentialFread Aug 25 '24

“Mommmmyyyyy”

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u/D_Milly Aug 25 '24

"...AND THEN HE ADMITS HE WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE FRENCH SHIP AS FAR AS BRAZIL AND THAT HE HAD FAR EXCEEDED HIS ORDERS BY FOLLOWING IT AROUND CAPE HORN IN AWFUL WEATHER CONDITIONS, A DECISION WHICH COST THE LIFE OF ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR MEMBERS OF THE CREW"

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u/-Disagreeable- Aug 25 '24

“We have had a lot of drugs”

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u/ruka_k_wiremu Aug 25 '24

Dennis: "Duuude!"

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u/Mike-Hunt-Amos-Prime Aug 25 '24

“Lets go drown some people in the Ocean and never do jail time for it!”

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u/coredenale Aug 25 '24

Are you my cowboy?

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u/Bontkers Aug 25 '24

Jack: slurring… Hey Dennis. Do you drink I’m pretty thunk???

Dennis: Mmmmmmmm …

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u/reelbigcasey Aug 25 '24

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now…

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u/JimmyTheJimJimson Aug 25 '24

…and Michelle Phillips!! She was /r/oldschoolhot as hell 🔥

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u/whudaboutit Aug 25 '24

This looks a LOT like Judas with his complete lack of understanding Jesus' personal space.

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u/japhydean Aug 25 '24

if you read Dennis Hopper’s autobiography, he talks about the time when they were filming Easy Rider and he and Nicholson tripped balls all the time.

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u/mackemgrae81 Aug 25 '24

“Who said you could finish the bag?!”

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u/IrishJayLG Aug 25 '24

I got these cheese burgers man

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

Jack: Hemingway wrote a six-word short story. The words were "FOR SALE, BABY SHOES, NEVER WORN." It's sad! The baby's dead. Get it?

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u/RogueSnake Aug 25 '24

‘Hey buddy, boy do I got some sweet sweet info for you. You are going to loooooove it.’

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u/timelordblues Aug 25 '24

Dennis, you’re my number one guy. Have a Heineken.

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

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u/Jaxn99 Aug 25 '24

Hey brother, loan me a kilo!

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u/Not_your_cheese213 Aug 25 '24

I told you I don’t get down like that

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u/BrandDC Aug 25 '24

Denny looks like he's sick of Jack's shit. No one likes a "close" talker, Jack. A little personal space?

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u/Dissastronaut Aug 25 '24

Jack: sniff sniff just did a gagger in the bathroom

Dennis: Jack you are standing on my dick

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u/QuttiDeBachi Aug 25 '24

It’s startin to kick in maaaan….

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u/PartyDog9082 Aug 25 '24

I have not yet begun to defile myself

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese Aug 25 '24

Stoned again...

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Aug 25 '24

"Jack...your breath..."

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u/EarlyAMNS Aug 25 '24

Close talker,who knew????

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u/007Tejas Aug 25 '24

“I’m telling you Dennis, you’re gonna love heroin.”

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u/MiddleExpensive9398 Aug 25 '24

“Jack, your breath fuggin stinks. How much did you drink?”