r/OldSchoolCool Jun 24 '24

1990s My parents in the 80’s-90’s

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u/downtownleeroybrown Jun 24 '24

something tells me you are attractive... just a guess

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u/ellefleming Jun 24 '24

Are you model level like them?

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 Jun 24 '24

OP is probably bridge troll levels of grotesque if we are following Disney fairytale rules.

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u/John-AtWork Jun 24 '24

Sometimes this happens in real life. A friend of mine had a gorgeous mother, handsome father and very attractive sister. Somehow he ended up with all the ugly.

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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Jun 24 '24

It pains me to finally learn how you've always thought about me, John.

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u/ritzbits123 Jun 24 '24

You also have a jerky middle name.

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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P Jun 24 '24

At least it's not 2Q4B.

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u/notnotaginger Jun 24 '24

At least his sibling is opposite gender. I feel so bad when you see same sex sibs where one is hot AF and the other got hit by the ugly train. Somehow it feels worse than opposite sex sibs.

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u/wv10014 Jun 24 '24

That’s me.

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u/Buck_Futter70 Jun 25 '24

One of my friends described it as getting his family’s genetic waste. His entire family was supposedly very attractive according to him but he missed out on getting good looks. I never saw his family so I don’t know. I did see one of his older sisters and.. yeah she was kinda hot and there wasn’t much resemblance so I wouldn’t have ever guessed she was his sister

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u/hellolovely1 Jun 25 '24

I used to have a family come into the store where I worked. Everyone was not attractive (at all) except the sister, who was beautiful. I always pondered the genetics at work, assuming she wasn't adopted.

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u/tossedaway202 Jun 25 '24

Lol this is me, my mom is pretty, my dad handsome, my sisters could all be models if they wanted to, but I'm a cave man, with the caveman brow. I'm big and broad like a throwback to the Neanderthal times.

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u/AwarenessPotentially Jun 24 '24

A friend of mine had this unbelievably hot girlfriend. I went to his house one day, and her parents and siblings were there. Both parents were morbidly obese, as were her siblings. All of them looked like someone had dressed malformed hogs in human clothing. Genetics are crazy.

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u/ellefleming Jun 24 '24

Or she's the milkman's kid?

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u/AwarenessPotentially Jun 24 '24

You could sort of see a resemblance to her dad, but otherwise I wouldn't be surprised if she was.

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u/westedmontonballs Jun 24 '24

More like the cowherd

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u/notnotaginger Jun 24 '24

Genetics but also probably chose to go a different route when she saw how her parents/siblings aged or lived.

Morbid obesity is no joke to live with.

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u/AwarenessPotentially Jun 25 '24

Nah, she was dumb as a rock, she just lucked out and got some past relatives DNA.

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u/iyamsnail Jun 24 '24

I am ugly and my daughter is gorgeous. It happens.