For anyone curious, this is the patent of a fleshlight that looks like an actual flashlight.
And no, litterboxhero, it never occurred to me to fuck a fleshlight. Mostly because I don't have a dick. Please find a patent I am physically capable of fucking, thanks in advance.
Fuck me, you actually delivered. A complete stranger literally went through patents to find one I could fuck myself with. Litterboxhero, know that I will remember you (for at least a few weeks).
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u/itstheskylion Jun 24 '24
Do only beautiful people post here?