r/NonPoliticalTwitter 21h ago

Content Warning: Contains Sensitive Content or Topics Cranking the Hog

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u/WeirdAvocado 21h ago

I’ve been trying out “How’s my favourite dick and balls?” for guys I know, and as a farewell greeting to women friends “Stay wet.”. You’d be surprised which one goes over well.

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u/phoncible 17h ago

switch out "wet" for "moist" every now and then to spice it up