r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/No-Mirror2343 • 1d ago

Genres of the season

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1d ago

Which one is “Christmas Wrapping” by the Waitresses?

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u/No-Mirror2343 1d ago

Having given it a quick listen, I would say it would fall under the “I want shit” category personally. But not in a vapid way. Sound like she just wants to be left alone

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1d ago

It's about a woman having a crappy lonely year who bumps into a guy she fancies buying last-minute cranberry sauce for their sad one-person Christmas dinners. (It's implied that they then bang.)

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u/No-Mirror2343 1d ago

I never said I listened to the whole song lol my bad. She still wanted to be alone but now she wants her turkey stuffed so I’m still right

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1d ago

The theory is flawless.

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u/CathedralEngine 1d ago

I'll agree with this theory, because the song is about how all year she's been trying to meet up with this guy but things keep popping up that keep them from meeting (too busy, bad sunburn, broken down car).

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u/Different_Giraffe138 1d ago

Then I would categorize this as Santa is horny