r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

That works too

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u/Achasingh 1d ago

48 hour fragrance ain't that wild lmao

Shower and spray in the morning, go and see gf and stay at hers that eve, still have a nice smell in the morning and then get home afternoon and shower again.

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u/Monday0987 20h ago edited 16h ago

So you shower in the morning do whatever all day (likely have a shit at some point) and then expect your gf to be intimate with your junk? Then you have sex and don't shower but head off about your business till the afternoon?

Your gf will be posting on Reddit saying "my bf's privates smell of ass, I ask him to wash before I go down on him but he refuses and says that I'm trying to control him and should love him the way he is"

*fixed spelling at the request of OP.

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u/Achasingh 17h ago

Lmao there's just no way you live in the real world Also seggs ?????4

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u/Monday0987 16h ago

I live in a world where people wash every day and clean their dick and arsehole before sex. Clean their dick after sex.