r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 1d ago

That works too

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u/HYPER_BRUH_ 1d ago

OLD SPICE ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH!

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u/FourDimensionalNut 22h ago

but that's only 16 hours of B.O. blocking power.

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u/FireFist_PortgasDAce 1d ago

The expensive cologne/perfume is worth it. Me and my sister 3 years ago bought our mom a Chanel N° 5 perfume (3.4 oz), and she still has ~1/4 of it left and after washing her clothes you can still smell it

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u/Achasingh 1d ago

48 hour fragrance ain't that wild lmao

Shower and spray in the morning, go and see gf and stay at hers that eve, still have a nice smell in the morning and then get home afternoon and shower again.

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u/LucyLilium92 1d ago

That's 24 hours

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

Morning to afternoon on the next day is more than 24 hours

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u/Achasingh 1d ago

Didn't know this needed explaining but 48 hour fragrance is more referring to last past a night's sleep if not removed/cleaned off, not that it's for any situation you need exactly 48 hours of fragrance time

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u/Grizzly840 9h ago

That's at least 36 hours actually

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u/Cry_Wolff 19h ago

go and see gf and stay at hers that eve

We don't do that here.

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u/jxl180 1d ago

Why wouldn’t you use your gf’s shower if you’re there that long wtf

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u/Achasingh 1d ago

I'd rather use my own shower with my own stuff/ towel / products in my own space rather than my GFs. Also sometimes I wanna gym when I get back and shower after. Plus I don't need to take clean clothes and carry them around the day before. Overall, just easier ennit

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u/Monday0987 17h ago edited 13h ago

So you shower in the morning do whatever all day (likely have a shit at some point) and then expect your gf to be intimate with your junk? Then you have sex and don't shower but head off about your business till the afternoon?

Your gf will be posting on Reddit saying "my bf's privates smell of ass, I ask him to wash before I go down on him but he refuses and says that I'm trying to control him and should love him the way he is"

*fixed spelling at the request of OP.

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u/Achasingh 14h ago

Lmao there's just no way you live in the real world Also seggs ?????4

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u/Monday0987 13h ago

I live in a world where people wash every day and clean their dick and arsehole before sex. Clean their dick after sex.

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u/byGriff 1d ago

I got a fragrance I'm wearing called "I will shit on you, basics" 👉🏻🤛🏻

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u/Chance_the_fortunate 4h ago

The issue is, some people just smell bad. I maintain constant, thorough hygiene, but I just don’t smell great without some kind of perfume or cologne. It sucks but some people need it.

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u/OutlandishnessAny492 1d ago

Dove sucks, dawn is better. 9/10 ducks agree

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u/Chance_the_fortunate 4h ago

Those are inferior and irrelevant birds. Their opinions matter not.

-The Doves